I don’t know the answer to that question, but all I do know is that IT’S COLD IN THE D.

Well, according to weather.com it’s actually humid with light rain and a chance of thunder in the D, but I’ll let it slide for metaphorical purpose in the context of a lyrical masterwerk.

We saw the Brit Brit ‘If I Dance I’ll Get Mah Baybees Back’ Tour when it rolled it’s southern fried ass into London and thought it was great. Yes we love that trailer muffin like a cat loves milk, and like Lindsay Lohan loves attention. We aren’t sorry, and neither is this ho who went to see Britney.

This glitterbomb called Troy Miller took a little trip to the Circus himself and before Muffin even dropped from the sky to the stage he was an emotional wreck. Troy, don’t worry, we understand, seeing such trailer park elegance brought the happy times to us too. But Troy is seriously weeping like Brit Brit is Mother Theresa back by the Miracle of Rebirth. Maybe she is?

But the real gift to the world isn’t just troy’s weeping glands from the arrival of the Queen of Fraps, Troy also has many videos of his glittery self getting his grooooove on to Britney in his room. For reference – his wall is covered with the following posters – Obsessed with Beyonce and Ali Larter, 17 Again with Zac Efron and finally the Hannah Montana Movie.

Troy also gets a little frisky with a pole in his rendition of trailer muffin’s radar. I’ll let you scar yourself with that one.

Well if this doesn’t make you feel massively uncomfortable then try watching this directly after three hours of watching The Hills. Theres sure to be a little vomit in your mouth by that stage.

Mr Mac needs to be careful with his paint. And his molesting.

American news reporting is so great. Where here in Blighty if our fluff stories are about cats who survived in a drainpipe for a decade and puppies who can bark to the Spice Girls (I can see that shit in my mind ‘And Now, a puppy that really really wants to be a…pop star? Nina Nanarr Reports’) in America they have total ghetto fluff stories; like a prostitute is stuck up a tree and shit.

Anyway Dlisted.com posted this amazing video of a Squirrel who has set up camp in between some mammoth titties. This Squirrel popped out to say ‘Ello Govnah’ during a police interview in which, apparently, the woman was being questioned “Who ate all the pies?” When the squirrel pops out to answer all truthy-like (Squirrels dont lie) the woman pushes the squirrel back in and suggests they visit Mariah Carey’s house instead. That squirrel has ‘Tinkerbell Syndrome’ for sure.

Lily Allen’s song takes a beating from Halomansy TV; as do some cushions, a bed, a dress and a bad weave/stubble combination.

This  is why Youtube should not be allowed to those under the age of 21.

According to some Londoners Vicky Beckham takes it up the arse! Thats what was chanted to the Salad Robot Fashion Extremo when she exited Scotts restaurant. 

They happy moments begin around 44 seconds in. I don’t know why they don’t chat what we all really want to know. Does HE take it up the arse?! I like the very british “I’d fuck her!” shouted early on. He made a little fashun piggy vary happeee that night. She phoned DAVIDDDDDD with a MAHJAAAAH story whilst he had SEX with an INTERN.

As part of the youtube splurge heres our favourite youtube ho Beaner La Rue giving her shit to Rock of Love Bus.

I’m not sure what im supposed to be laughing here at this clip of  Charm School  It’s my backyard each and every bakedown Tuesday. Except we have more crisco, mud and weave extravagance. 

I’d like to know more about the divine create i like to call GET OUTTA MA FAYSEEEE. 
Thanks to Casey.

Amy Wino might be starring in a movie which some dumb bitch at ITN news likened to Michelle Pfieffer in Dangerous Minds. Really this isn’t news, but ITN has nothing else to do with it’s budget, so why not? And of course it allowed a great clip of Wino to be shown which demonstrates how her sheer grace and elegance are unrivalled by anything mere mortals can even aspire to be! You need to be a digital angel to rival Wino’s poise.