Whilst most celebrities like to at least treat the red-carpet with the pretense that it’s not an opportunity for vulgar self-promotion and ego-massaging, Heidi and Spencer display the same subtle approach to fame that they’ve always taken. Where else are you going to premiere your wife’s poontang in pictorial form than by shamelessly pushing it at the G.I Joe premiere?

When I was pushing my prostitute’s attempt at glamour modeling i tried to launch her Nuts Magazine cover at the premiere of Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging. This did not go down so well.

Heidi looks heavenly in her crystal-like boots, glimerring dress and with such a natural god-given skin tone to compliment the candy-floss like quality of her natural god-given weave.

Sisters in Slut and, you know, blood and stuff.

“I think it’s important to play hard to get. Nobody wants the fake Prada bag; they want the brand new bag that no one can get and is the most expensive.” – Paris Hilton in British Glamour 

Paris Hilton the Ass Ostrich is talking to British Glamour  about how she’s only done ” a few people” and mainly “just kissed” . Lets be clear about something, Paris Hilton is to cocks is what Pandas are to bamboo, what Jessica Simpson is to mental retardation,what Christina Aguilera is to transvestite makeup and what Africa is to poverty. Without one, the other cannot exist! Why does she keep lie-telling out of her whore quim?

That sneaky trollop think’s shes all clever and shit, she can lie tell all she likes but when her vagina starts seeping through with ounzes of pure skank her ass is going to have to come up with a good explanation, and by good explanation i don’t mean a Fergie one.

Who in the fuck gave Wendy Williams any broadcasting rights? I just ask because I'm looking to secure some high grade crack and that is the first place i'd look. Anyway Willy had Omarosa on her show to promote her book "The Bitch Switch", The bitch switch is an understatement, more like "The Nightmarish Self Opinionated Whore from Hell Switch" , yeah and that shit would sell better too. 

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When Wendy started claiming Omarosa is an "angry black woman" stereotype, Omarosa started flipping her shit and saying she wasnt a black Ann Coulter, which she is. . She should watch her ass because Willy has a dick and she will use it! Omarosa basically succeding in creating a PR disaster whilst thinking her ass is cunning like a fox! Bitch is about as cunning as that 22 stone homeless chick who keeps trying to pick pocket my ass. I wonder why she is so fat, this makes me think she isnt homeless, but just is begging for twinkie cash. I don't like the be lied to so I plan to knife her the next tim her fat fingers get caught in my back pocket! I'll say it was self defense and she threatened to motorboat me!