All in the name of a few thousand dollars, one brave man had a family to feed, and  he decided to try and get a Paris Hilton upskirt.

I know, I know. It’s ridiculous isn’t it? How could someone be so stupid, with such reckless disregard for their own safety; sure to become victim to a certain grisly and painful demise.  What he does not know is what he has captured is like that movie The Ring. Paris’ Ring will keep killing. it wont stop. That camera will spread it like the fungal infection it is.

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Britneys' Vagina wishes you a great day.

I should’ve known that with all of the skimpy outfits on The Trailer Park Comes to Town The Circus tour that Britney Spears would fall victim to a wardrobe malfunction at some point, but three shows in is pretty impressive, especially since she was caught on a live mic (!) saying “my pussy is hanging out” after a mysteriously shit performance of Slave 4 U. 
 

Evidently having your pussy hanging out doesn’t lend itself to great dancing.  We are all slaves to Britney’s pussy because it’s pretty big and angry and If i’ve learned one thing in my lifetime it’s that you should never tell the truth. If i’ve learned two things it’s that you should never tell the truth and always be kind to an angry pussy.

Who even is this Jay?

Britney Spears vagina is old news. Even kids in Sudan have seen it. I've seen more Britney vagina in my lifetime than my tiny mind could have dreamed of five years ago. Except five years ago, seeing Britney Spears' vagina was like finding the holy grail in the hanging gardens of Babylon whilst orgasming. Now, seeing Britney Spears' vagina is like paying your mortgage, except much less pleasurable and much more frequent.

Britney, being clinically insane, decided to randomly strip off and run into the ocean out of the blue, possibly to communicate with mermaids and Mariah Carey. In the process she gave us this lovely snap of her vagina. At this late stage I don't think this kind of behaviour should be surprising considering Britney is just one week away from walking around and using her hands to flap her vagina lips back and forth whilst talking out of the corner of her mouth.