Posts tagged Twitter
Jessica Simpson still isn’t the brightest bulb.
Mar 26th
Jessica Simpson’s twitter tends to read as 10,000 reasons to stay in school, but I’ll be damned if this girl isn’t savvy with her viewing demographic.
Uhm..
Jessica Simpson knows that malnourished women across the world everywhere are a captive audience for the 2 hours a day when they aren’t collapsing or vomiting up their dignity, so that’s why she and her gaggle of hideous affiliates made Price of Beauty, to tell those women that they are bad! Bad anorexic! BAD!
If Jessica Simpson tells YOU that being too thin is bad, and then you see her in wallmart mum jeans wiggling her bingo wings at you, don’t tell me you wouldn’t make moon eyes at the nearest toothbrush.
Celeb Tweet of the day
Jul 9th
P.S. Nothing makes you glow more than love. It’s all about love. Please never forget how beautiful you are girls. You are perfect. =]
Pregnancy also makes you glow Miley.
Twitter It.
Jun 30th
Fuck Yeah we’ve jumped on that fad bandwagon like a Julia Roberts hopped on Richard Geres peen in Pretty Woman. If you’d like to follow us. DO IT.
Twitter Celebrities: P.Diddy
Mar 4th
Because they can't get enough attention.
Everyone knows celebs love attention.It’s their oxygen. Without attention they are just your plain old average jo seedy coke addicted losers.
Everyone also knows Twitter is the #1 destination for attention whores. With twitter, i can hear about the colour of someones shit as they are taking it! What’s that i smell? Shit, yes, but also a revolution!!!
No surprise then that celebrities are taking to twitter like white girls take to spray-tanning. Celebs can update us on their really boring lives as if we give a twatty twit, and then they get all of the benefits of endless attention without any of the nasty stalkers who have access to photos of them doing coke off of hookers like they would by being a facebook friend.
Twitter is essentially a shitty facebook you can actually control, so it’s probably equally unsurprising that the media are pushing it like a pimp pushing his classiest whore.
The downside for the media and celebrities embracing this revolution is that celebrities on the whole = actually not very cool, fun, interesting or sane.
The upside for us: There is nothing funnier than deluded ramblings of self important millionaires! And to kick off our new Twatter-watch, who better than the king of twats himself, Diddy!
P Diddy
This bag of crazy just keeps giving.
For example at the 2009 Oscars
“I’m holding an oscar rt now and takin a bubble bath!!!! God is great!!! Let’s go people”
was closely followed by
“Taken a bubble bath holdin a oscar!! God is great Let’s go people”
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