Posts tagged Sugababes
More Sugababes DRAHMA
Mar 4th
The Sugababes are a drama couch right now.
After so many of those bitches have quit and bitched and whined and quit again and then been booted, then decided they hadn’t quit. Fuck it’s hard to keep up….
But the latest deal is that Mutya Beuno (Buena) aka The Scary one is staking a legal claim to the Sugababes name and the new Sugababes responded with “Fuck Yourself with a packet of chips!” . Can you say bitter cavetroll?
An insider source for LA Deli says
‘The new Sugababes lineup is the most successful yet in terms of how nice the girls are and how well they get on. They are genuinely friends! Mutya and Keisha pushed out everyone before – they used to speak in their own language around Heidi and Siobhan, although all of the girls parents caused problems at the start. Keisha and Mutya caused all the problems, now both girls are gone, it’s just three nice girls – there’s no internal drama any more.’
Our insider isnt the first ho to call the new lineup the nicest, but the matter at hand here is that dumb cavetroll Mutya is scaring the children with her legal face. Mutya is the Spencer and Keisha is the Heidi, those bitches need to LET IT GO and move on.
The UK public is already turning their own damn noses up at the new lineup without any help from these desperados,so they can go back to pissing away their nominal remaining cash on some garish furniture and abusing people on twitter.
The Turbulent and Dramatic Times of the Sugababes
Sep 21st
The Sugababes are known within the UK as being a band which basically constantly rotates members. Instead of disbanding every time some bitch leaves crying blue bully murder or gives them the side eye in the loo, they just fill that spot with a new ho in a quick second. No one even notices.
The news here is that the only original band member Keisha Buchanan has left amidst the DRAMATIC disappearance of bandmate Amelle Berrabah, who was discovered safe and well yesterday in London. Rumours are swirling…SWIRLING around the circumstances of Keisha’s exit – and Jade Ewen aka a horses donkey ass is stepping in to replace Keisha. Let’s take a look at the Sugababes TURBULENT AND DRAMATIC (caps lock) past!
The Turbulent and Dramatic Times of the Sugababes
New Sugababes
Jul 7th
UK girl band, Sugababes, are back with their new single “Get Sexy”. Looks like they will finally have a song that gets played in a club.
Rating: 3.5 Brad Pitt nose hairs out of 5.
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