Stephanie Pratt aka second-tier cast in that shitfest known as The Hills recently sold her story of her battle with bulimia to a national tabloid.  That’s all fine and well, girl has to outshine Speidi’s intense love for famewhoring somehow, but take a peek (a peek! hah!) at these new pictures of Pratt fannying around in L.A

I guess that since she stopped vomitting up her meals Stephanie has really been disciplined in her new healthy diet of air, dirt and an occasional leaf. She’s looking really nearly dead fantastic! Maybe on her way to her next meal of air she could stop and eat a ding-dong. Ding-Dongs are always nicely chased with air, I find. Maybe some full fat coke too? I dont know, all I know is that Stephanie Pratt is probably in the bracket where Rachel Zoe want’s to style her now, and that is never a good thing.

And by this question what im really asking is what work did she exactly get done, because sister looks shit all like this woman.

I’d like to imagine that steph took a kick in the face from  St Heidi Montag Princess of Ponyland when she was nibbling on air (and dust). Her face was so fucked up she was RUSHED to the hospital where corrective surgery was done where her nose was slimmed and her lips were filled before the doctors realized that the only damage from St Heidi’s pony-punch was to her ear. Oh wells!

Just Jared is reporting that this Us Weekly cover of Stephanie Pratt has overthrown Kate Gosselin’s Fucked Up Hair after it spent seven weeks terrifying newstand browsers as cover story. This really does make me in favour of more people getting bulemia if it means less of the creature living in Kate Gosselin’s bitchy ass head.  Anyway Stephanie Pratt thinks the world gives a shit about her eating disorder so she gets into her hot pink bikini to tell us how she ate 5,000 calories a day and then PURGEEEDDDDDDD.

Stephanie goes on to saying she looks fat next to Lauren Conrad and that when asked, Audrina Patridge responded “On” to the question – “Shirt on or off?” at the beach. Stephanie is a dumb bitch! Doesn’t she realize Audrina is mentally retarded and she just sits and says words she thinks will make her brain go? Seriously she sits eating dust all day saying “On”, “Go”, “Zoom”, “Activate” and drooling slightly. Stephanie is a damn fool for believing dead eyes.