Since living in the shadow of Beyonces weave, Cassandra, is difficult, a girl has to find a time and place to shine – and what better time and place to shine than the most shiny, glittery time of all – gay pride! And what better way to shine than to dress up like a giant rainbow? And what better way to make people remember your shine than to show off your puffy vagina and the rough area of the pubic hair that surrounds it?

Wait..what? Solange is asking for a double dosing of scissor-me-timbers from Rosie O at this shit. Flaunting vagina infront of gay men is dangerous enough, creating a mass hysteria of flailing and tears since to gay men the vagina is of course on the same plateau as Satan. But shimmying your snatch in shiny material infront of a pack of horny lesbians? That’s practically like offering to fix their broken drain with your toolbelt after you’ve hit the barbers.

I love that bitch Brandy. I mean sure she is kind of uggermelons, but who cares, I rocked the shit out of What About Us back in the day like a scorned teenage girl. I also thank getluv for pointing out that her spanking new music video for her hot new song Right Here basically portrays her as an angel amongst men.

I'll let this slide since I want this ho to get her career back, but I should point out that she needs to put down the SALINE DEON kool-aid and step the fuck back out of the clouds. Rumour has it when you emerge out of the top of the clouds, SALINE herself will turn you to stone with her stare alone. It is her domain as per the $200m three year contract she signed with Jesus after meeting him behind the scenes at Cirque De Soliel. 

And here we have the freemasons remix of I Decided by Solange Knowles, who in the end of the video takes to the fucking moon or some shit. Solange is crazy, and fucking fierce and that is cute.

Also i love this shitty music shes making and calling art. Im fine with that becuase i love it. I feel like she is a cross between a six foot five man and a giraffe.

Beyonce must be working hard to lose weight or something because she let Solange slip through the net and release a song called Sandcastle Disco and not only is it pretty good, but it has a cute video. I said cute, fucking deal with it, it means I got a little gayer this week.

And I should note that by "cute" i mean "as cute as something can get with a tranny pie in it". Just kidding, I have a soft spot for this gender confused hussy. The best bit is when she gets all dressed up like Big Bird. 

I also enjoyed the Solange "Can I Sing?" Soup. Its probably how she won Beyonce over to let this happen. Sent her lots of message soups. Bey Bey loves food and so was easily wooed.