Sisters in Slut and, you know, blood and stuff.

“I think it’s important to play hard to get. Nobody wants the fake Prada bag; they want the brand new bag that no one can get and is the most expensive.” – Paris Hilton in British Glamour 

Paris Hilton the Ass Ostrich is talking to British Glamour  about how she’s only done ” a few people” and mainly “just kissed” . Lets be clear about something, Paris Hilton is to cocks is what Pandas are to bamboo, what Jessica Simpson is to mental retardation,what Christina Aguilera is to transvestite makeup and what Africa is to poverty. Without one, the other cannot exist! Why does she keep lie-telling out of her whore quim?

That sneaky trollop think’s shes all clever and shit, she can lie tell all she likes but when her vagina starts seeping through with ounzes of pure skank her ass is going to have to come up with a good explanation, and by good explanation i don’t mean a Fergie one.

I love how every time I think that Paris and Nicky can’t get any more repulsive to me they find a way. I mean, two sisters almost touching infested vaginas is pretty classy. But two sisters almost touching vaginas in suspenders is just all kinds of crazy class. That said I can understand why trailer park parties don’t even allow Nicky and Paris in any more. I wonder if the touching of cooches has created some sort of super S.T.D?