Because really, if he’s got to be here,  then we have to get some benefit out of it all

Here he is doing something. I dont really care to be honest.

Okay Alina is not a tranny, but at nine feet twelve and a robot man-voice she might as well be. A ridiculously sexy tranny though. I would definitely cash my tranny goodwill in with this bitch.

Isn’t the Numa Numa shit a bit 2000-and-late? I’m fairly certain that once T.I did it it goes past prime.

Since Megan Fox is probably as close as Hollywood is going to come to getting it’s very own pornstar, it can only be sensible and just that they stripped away stupid robots and things like storyline to give us what we really wanted from Megan Fox – nudity, sex, and a lot of campy lines about how much of a slut she is.

In the trailer, Megan unzips her top and suggestively asks “You want it?” as if that’s a question which
1. Must be asked
2. She hasn’t asked a thousand times to film producers everywhere
3. Does not serve as a metaphor for her entire relationship with the public.

You have to give the girl props, not only does she slut herself out in movies like her body is a precious commodity to be exposed to oxygen as much as possible before it inevitably sags and wrinkles, but she is also really really brazen about basically being a slut. It’s sort of fun considering we still have Lindsay Lohan trying to sell us the notion that she stays and home reading Danielle Steele novels.

Lady Gaga is everything we love and hate about the pop music world. Wearing orbit rings around her head, bubbles around her vah-jay-jay, singing songs about big schlongs, and humping Swedish actors. Her latest endeavour involves “taking her tits out”, in the name of art of course.

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Britney Spears brought her worldwide sell-out ‘I Get To Dance for Mah Baybees‘ tour (aka The Circus Tour) to Paris this weekend and France are best left in the dark about cheese grits, as im sure they’d be offended by the violation of dairy.

Anywhoo, Britney celebrated the new leg of her tour  with a sexy dark brown hairdo and a “I didn’t eat no muffins this munth y’all, i swear it!” body. She is also debuting a dance to her song ‘Mannequin‘ in the tour tonight according to her twitter.

Britney was brunette for the european dates of her last tour, 2004’s Onyx Hotel.

I prefer my trailer muffins blonde.

Thanks to Exhale for these great pictures.

Ugh. I know, I KNOW. Adrien Brody attends BOSS Orange’s fashion party and a small part of himself must admit he’s gay for that alone. I can only hope, since apparently i’m attracted to guys who look like they’ve been woken up by the sound of another hobo pissing on THEIR spot. I am not even going to begin to discuss that outfit, but suffice to say I’d hop on that train and honk it’s crookedy ass nose until the sun comes up!

Images: Just Jared

Orlando Bloom always looks so smooth. I wonder if his body even sustains hair growth. I love the way the light caresses his body like god is shining down on his most elegant creation…wait, what am I even talking about? Anyway, the point if these pictures is for us all to laugh at what the hell is going on with his hair, want to have a reasonable amount of sex with him, and then tell all our friends that he’s “Not as hot as Johnny Depp”.

I love seeing him shirtless because I really do worship his nipples. I don’t give a twat about nipples normally. When people are all getting sexual and try and suck my nipples I immediately look at the clock and start planning my perfect pizza. It’s not my nipples i want you to be sucking you dumb ho! Get your ass down there! Nipple action does not do it for me. But when it comes to Orlando Bloom’s nipples i sort of go into a trance like Staines the dog. They have a magical hold over me. They are so big and mysterious.

When reading coverage of Miley Cyrus allegedly dating a 20 year old underwear model, it seems the rest of the world forgot that sexual relations between a 15 year old and a 20 year old are, in fact, classed as statutory rape almost everywhere that counts. Is everyone okay with this? Like, I’m not going to be super surprised if they take a Christian vacation to France to legally have sex together as much as is physically possible see the beautiful religious sites the country is so famous for.

Of course, the first sighting of the two together was when the model, named Justin Gaston, was going to Church with Miley and her family.  In obviously suitable church attire, and definitely not clothes you’d see on a go-go dancer in a seedy New York bar.

Also, this is a 20 year old. That body, is 20 years old. Not 24 or even 26, 20. Did he start toning and working out as a fetus? Yes, thats the sound of bitter hatred, but then again, how jealous can you be of someone dating the most irritating 15 year old in human existence.

Images Courtesy: Just-Jared.com

Jeremy Edwards is a British actor who has appeared in such fine quality programming as Celebrity Big Brother. Suffice to say then that he is also washed up and has a history of drug use. With said drug use he also got kind of chubby, and anyone knows that an actor only good for his looks has issues when he starts to get fat.

So he decided to get the fat sucked out follow Mens Health's six-weeks to great abs challenge and now looks like this.

I'd definitely go to a Jeremy Edwards drug party and tell him that everythings okay and hes a fantastic actor and shit like that. You know I just want a little downtime with his 9th pec muscle.

This bitch clearly spent 89 hours a week in the Gym. I'm jealous and a little turned on.

more images of jeremey courtesy of famousmales

 

I think theres something seriously wrong with me, either that or the world is plotting against me because I want to screw anything on legs right now, and David Beckham definitely has very lovely legs.

Just-Jared has posted these beautiful, beautiful new pictures of Beckham's Armani campaign. The Armani campaign was like the gift from god to make up for the mistake that is Christina Aguilera. Thank you god. Thank you.

I should mention I have difficulty seeing the entire pictures because my mind refuses to add all of the hotness together for fear of some sort of major stroke. So i have to micro-manage these pictures and would suggest you do too.

Thanks mainly to Just Jared for the gift that keeps on giving.

There should be a club for all of the dudes he turned gay. Like all of the dudes who got their first erection from Farah Fawcett have a club. It's more of a secret society really.