Posts tagged Samantha Ronson
If we ignore her, maybe she will go away.
Apr 7th
Lesbo Druggy Mess Lindsay Lohan has been crying for our attention for several weeks now by having heated arguments with her big lezzy girlfriend Samantha Ronson. Apparently according to the infallibly accurate newsource known as twitter, Ronson did what anyone would do once she realized that actually being with Lindsay Lohan was like having sex with a really agressive and disgraceful twiglet; she cheated on her ass until her cooch was crying tears of joy!
Anyone who knows a Lindsay Lohan adequite email will know that this is not good for that firey temper and therefore the two vagina lovers have split ways. Of course, Samnatha Ronson has had to look into a restraining order against Lindsay because that is one angry firecrotch you know will be banging down your door at 4am like a rough bootycall who “Couldn’t find you on Facebook”.
I generally don’t cover Lohan/Ronson news because, frankly, i don’t give a fuck! I don’t know any slut who care about these two dingos. They write this shit on twitter anyway! Wasteful internet hours!
Lindsay Lohan hates Sarah Palin.
Sep 15th
Yes! Christmas has come early! Lindsay Lohan is already a world famous writer for her deep and intellectual musings on the whirlwind celebrity culture we live in. However, Lindsay has been quiet as of late because she is busy munching out Samantha Ronson's muff. I am dissapointed in her lack of multitasking abilities, you don't need your fingers to munch rug!
Anyway, Lindsay Lohan has wiped Samantha's fishy scent from her hands, cracked her knuckles and got down to work doing what she does best – bitching and whining via her blog, of course!!!! Anyone can blog!!! Thats why this website is still here!!!!!!
To read the full blog, click below.
LiLo hit by a motorbike
Jul 28th
Lindsay Lohan was hit by a motorbike while out partying with girlfriend Samantha Ronson in New York on Saturday. Her daddy-of-the-year told the New York Post that Lindsay was unharmed by the incident.
So this begs the question, did she get hit by the bike, or did she hit the bike?
Read the rest of the story here.
Image: Getty Images
News of the week…
Jul 3rd
The latest gossip news from LA Deli.
- News of Angelina Jolie giving birth was once again false. Jolie is expected to give birth to the "best-genes-ever" twins at the end of the month. But come on Entertainment Tonight, we have more credibilty than you now. Get it right bitches.
- It looks like Madonna & Guy Ritchie are not headed towards divorce after all. They've hired special PR to deal with the chaos surrounding their marriage. It was the same PR rep that said Madonna wasn't buying African children.
- Rihanna has wrapped up production on her new music video for her single Disturbia. We will let you know when Triceratops dazzles us with more goodness.
- Starbucks will be closing down 500 stores. This is sad news for people like Britney, who may need to travel that extra mile for a frap.
- According to various sources, a Friends Movie is in the works. Due to the success of Sex & The City and The Simpsons, expect more classic TV shows to travel across to the silver screen. How on earth can a sitcom with a laugh track be transferred to a feature length movie is some wild shit.
- MTV is considering asking Britney Spears to perform at this years VMAs. Can anyone say DO.NOT.WANT. any faster. But it just goes to show how in-demand Britney is right now despite Blackout underperforming on the charts.
- On a final note, it's Lindsay Lohan's birthday today. Happy Birthday Lindsay from LA Deli. We've compiled a few pictures of your wonderfully-well-proportioned girlfriend, Samantha Ronson.
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- Samantha Ronson. When she was hot.
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- DO.NOT.WANT.
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- Lindsay is so lucky.
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- Wow. That was hot.
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- Lindsay posing with her surfboard.
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