Posts tagged Music Video
Any video with a giant nipple man is okay by me.
May 1st
Here is Alexandra Burke’s video for her pretty awesome new pop track All Night Long which involves a giant man with a nipple as a hat.
Kemal from Big Brother has an interesting hobby
Mar 25th
I’m glad to see Kemal from Big Brother 6 has been keeping himself busy. And by “keeping himself busy” i mean “making Sade, Eva Peron and Leona Lewis lock all of their storm doors extra tight” because in his absence from the public eye (known as life after big brother) hes been venting all three in an ULTIMATE HOT TRANNY MESS known as Zuleyka. Seriously, Kemal is no more and Zuleyka is so 2010!
SUCH RAW EMOTION. LOOK AT THAT TEAR ROLLING DOWN ZULEYKA’S CHEEK*
Did you get a fright? My bad
*does it count as a cheek if it’s technically rolling down a BOOTS counter ?
If that video has made you reach for the bleach under the kitchen sink, don’t worry, It’s blinding glittery glamorousness might do that to you at first. It’s kind of like looking directly at Jennifer Love Hewitt’s bedazzled vagina – you might feel queasy, confused and scared at first, but in time you will realize the true greatness of what you’ve witness, and will have no option but to press replay again and again until Jennifer Love Hewitt’s vagina is red raw. Wait, what?
Top 10 All Time Youtube Music Videos.
Mar 24th
You’d have thought that the internet would be an easy enough place to track views for a video, but unfortunately since legality, record label politics and a number of popular third party uploads get in the way, its not so easy to see whats truly the most popular content on youtube. However, we at LA-Deli have employed our nancy drew skills to try and paint a picture of the top 10 music videos ever.
10. Timbaland / One Republic – Apologize
Estimated 90 Million Views
Because this video has numerous versions on youtube alone and has been uploaded and deleted a number of times in a number of different versions with a number of different videos, we’re giving a conservative estimate by adding 7 million views to its top view count. In fact, the most popular video is an unofficial interpretation which is actually a lot better than the official video.
9. Britney Spears – Womanizer
Estimated 95 Million Views
Britney’s Youtube account is populated with videos that are constantly removed, flagged, re-added. This results in an extremely difficult to track set of vids because only a select few of them online right now are true representations of their full audience. Womanizer however, stands out as one of Britney’s most popular videos ever – full stop. It’s amazingly high production values for a late 00′s music video shows that labels still believe that Spears is a priority for them.
Artee Alizee! Wiggle Harder!
Mar 20th
Alizee is everyone’s favourite snake-hipped little French truffle. She’s famous for wiggling her hips through ‘Moi Lolita’ and a sequence of other poppy hits. She’s like the French Britney Spears but without foot fungus and minus the animals living in her hair extensions. So after her last comeback flopped (lead by a music video which featured a man with a funny hamburger as his head), Alizee has moved away from pop and wiggling her hips to try and succeed as a legitimate recording artist.
Alizee being legit with a hamburger.
Of course the 14 million people who watched Alizee in a velvet onesie shaking her tatas for every penny she paid for them are probably not going to be interested in an “abstract” video of her hardly moving whilst singing some odd french electronic music song with random images projected onto her, but I suspect the gays who watched the video for her naval-inspired onesie fashion revolution might.
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Did Catherine Zeta Jones get a time machine or some shit?
Feb 20th
This lovely looking young lady claims to be called Marina (and the Diamonds) but my eyes don’t lie, Catherine Zeta has simply taken a super long trip to the surgeon, thrown on a nice top and shimmied her timbers harder than Clinton Earle at a Saturday open bar.
I am very okay with this.
What the hell is a Justin Bieber?
Feb 4th
I don’t know what the hell one of these Bieber things are, (Is it a tiny lesbian from space?) but what i do know is that security at these Haiti fundraisers better step their game up a few leagues, because whatever the hell it is, it found its way next to Bahbwah Striesand and Saleen Deeeon (who floated down from a kayak in the clouds) at a recent charity recording.
Justin Bieber and some other people.
Maybe the shape of Bahbwah’s nose reminded it of it’s homeplanet. Maybe it felt the ethereal presence of Saleen Deeon and knew it was close to a better place, or maybe it was sent on a mission by Moomi to kill That Bitch Toni Braxton.
I think we all know what the most likely scenario is.
If you would like to confuse your mind further and slightly sap your soul into a pit of nothingness, then here is Justin Bieber making some of it’s noises whilst hanging out at Ushers house. Usher is totally fine with pre-teen girls running around his house having some sort of pool party clearly more suited to crack addicted 23 year olds. Watch those paper cups now, things could get wild!
Lourdes’ Eyebrows make screen debut.
Sep 17th
In Madonna’s ‘Celebration‘ fanvideo, Madonna’s biggest supporters take to the screen to show just what it takes to be a Madonna fan! It turns out that Madonna’s fanbase is much more diverse than previously thought, with liberals, conservatives, and men and women from every age and sexuality appearing in the unifying clip.
Oh wait, I lied, it’s just a bunch of gays, some sluts, a few crazies grinding their arses and Madonna’s daughter vaguely dancing. There is enough tranny in this video to put RuPaul’s Drag Race in the dustbin come renewal time. Combined with Lil Mama and Lady Hermie at the VMAS, this years TV tranny quota has definitely been met already.
Lourde’s eyebrows have always been destined for something great, and I suspect they will consume her whole when she least expects it.
Already Gone Music Video
Jul 26th
Kelly Clarkson rolled out of her ‘I’ll Eat What I Fucking Want’ den to provide us with an elegant and beautiful music video for her elegant and beautiful song Already Gone. Kelly has gone on record saying she isn’t happy that her label are releasing this song, as Ryan Tedder basically gave the same track to Beyonce and Kelly to work from – one turned out to be Halo, the other Already Gone. Kelly is mainly unhappy because the song doesn’t have any chocolate on it and that is the truth.
Good for Kelly for not giving a fuck, being super talented and super hot without having to be stick-thin. More of this.
Can you be Obsessed with a Salamimi?
Jul 14th
Uh, the answer evidently is YES YOU CAN. And if Mariah’s message is being read right, she is Obsessed with herself. Which is brand new information to the world.
Lily Allen gives some advice
Jul 11th
Even if you don’t like Lily Allen, there’s plenty to like about her latest single “22″. The new music video has premiered, and there’s nothing like a bit of raw social commentary to help you when you are depressed.
The video is mightily impressive, simple and raw.
But still, I’m actually going off to party right now. Something tells me, Lily & I have many things in common when it comes to nightclub toilets.
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