Move over Lady Gaga, Miley wants some gay love too. So her queens decided to film a music video for her #1 single, Party in the USA.

Despite seeing some sexy bodies, that still makes me cringe like Meryl Streep’s vagina. The most disturbing feature of the video is the fact they had to film some of this in public spaces. Being a total queen to Miley, is not hot. And didn’t they get the memo, Miley is all about the pole dancing.

P.S. Nothing makes you glow more than love. It’s all about love. Please never forget how beautiful you are girls. You are perfect. =]

– Miley Cyrus

Pregnancy also makes you glow Miley.

Up until a week ago, I was Miley Cyrus‘ biggest fan. I just loved everything about her, including how she looks like a pug dog. But now, that bitch is going down. Her Sunday school friend is seriously a hot piece of ass, and knocks my ego down a few points. Haven’t decided whether my first encounter with Justin Gaston will involve some light bondage or feeding each other peanut butter with our fingers. With that LA-Deli.com awards him hotness of the week. A prestigious honor.

Who nearly won: Britney Spears, P!nk, Fergie, Dane Cook, The Pussycat Dolls.

Megan Fox is fast becoming the B-List version of Heidi Montag. Fiancées that don’t work, on knees looking for that next role, there’s nothing the two tranny-tanned fame whores can’t do. But it looks like Megan might have pulled away, by openly admitting she had fluffy carpet for desert.

The Transformers-star told GQ,

Well, that year my boyfriend broke up with me, and I decided – oh man, sorry, mummy! – that I was in love with this girl that worked at the Body Shop,” said Fox. “I decided that I was going to get her to love me back, and I went out of my way to create a relationship with this girl, a stripper named Nikita. Fox said Nikita would do “these beautiful slow dances to Aerosmith ballads”.

I wonder what range of dildoes the Body Shop had that day for her to be there, and as if she’d consider dating a hippie in a white apron. And what about dear-old Nikita, she was named after a whore, so I don’t think Megan went out of her way. I wonder what Nikita looks like? I bet it’s a mini-Star Jones, singing in a french accent as she sings “I don’t want to miss a thing.” But you know our 22-year old Megan, she can’t stop talking.

“Look, I’m not a lesbian,” said Fox. “I just think that all humans are born with the ability to be attracted to both sexes. I mean, I could see myself in a relationship with a girl – Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands. She’s mesmerising. And lately I’ve been obsessed with Jenna Jameson, but … oh boy.”

Stop.Right.Now.Thank.You.Very.Much. I’m not going to argue about her fallacious BS, because then further on she goes onto blame Disney for making Vanessa Hudgens and Miley Cyrus for making them take naked pictures of thesmselves.  Pretty people are a bit like children, they should be seen, not heard.

[Image = GQ] [Story = Associated Press]

When reading coverage of Miley Cyrus allegedly dating a 20 year old underwear model, it seems the rest of the world forgot that sexual relations between a 15 year old and a 20 year old are, in fact, classed as statutory rape almost everywhere that counts. Is everyone okay with this? Like, I’m not going to be super surprised if they take a Christian vacation to France to legally have sex together as much as is physically possible see the beautiful religious sites the country is so famous for.

Of course, the first sighting of the two together was when the model, named Justin Gaston, was going to Church with Miley and her family.  In obviously suitable church attire, and definitely not clothes you’d see on a go-go dancer in a seedy New York bar.

Also, this is a 20 year old. That body, is 20 years old. Not 24 or even 26, 20. Did he start toning and working out as a fetus? Yes, thats the sound of bitter hatred, but then again, how jealous can you be of someone dating the most irritating 15 year old in human existence.

Yeah Beyonce and Rihanna are there and Beyonce probably gave Rihanna's triceratops horns a little bashing around after the shoot, but the real shit to watch is Mimi and Leona. Mimi knows Leona is on better form and she has already given the orders to her Unicorn Mistress to take Leona out, but bitch is in the same room as her and Mimi hasn't been eating so well lately. Im just saying, watch out Leona. Leona could try and use her pony hooves to kick Mimi off, but once Mimi fixes her eyes on her prey thats it for them. They are dead babies!

I appreciate Fergie making an appearance here to bring 100% more urine stained panties to the room. I always say when i see these shoots with all the celebrities together - "Fuck, it would be perfect if there was someone who urinates themselves in public there!"

Our favourite hoes have banded together to tell cancer to fuck off. Mariah Carey, Beyonce, Mary J. Blige, Ashanti, Keyshia Cole, Ciara, Rihanna, Leona Lewis, Fergie, Natasha Bedingfield, Sheryl Crow, Melissa Etheridge, Miley Cyrus, LeAnne Rimes and Carrie Underwood fight to be the best vah-jay-jay out there. 

Great song, first of all. But let's be serious for a second. Who were the biggest whores of that song?

Winners: Beyonce, Carrie Underwood, Fergie

Losers: Mariah Carey, Ashanti, LeAnne Rimes, Ciara

The ending is kind of funny. You can tell Mariah Carey is trying to tell Leona Lewis to DIAF, by doing her signature screaming.

Miley Cyrus, what the fuck is wrong with you. I can take you as a bitch. I can take you as someone who is related to Billy Ray Cyrus, but i will not take you any further if you keep taking "CUM-FUCK-ME-OK" photos. You're 15, the only thing you should be sending to boyfriends are signed copies of Hannah Montana & Miley Cyrus: The Best Of Both Worlds Concert Movie on Blu-ray.

For the curious, the photos are below.

Miley Cyrus has apologized for basically being a skanky little ho bitch on her youtube account towards Selena Gomez because girlfriend stole her man. Miley can be heard in this audio interview with Popstar! Magazine saying

"If we offended them, we are like, super sorry…At the end of our video we also put like "Go to their youtube" so, like, we were kinda supporting the channel, but also being silly because they were being funny, and thats our thing, being funny."

Miley needs to geT her jail bait shit to CHARM SCHOOL because that is not how a lady apologizes!

Generally, when i apologize for being a bitch, which is never, I like to you know, not act like my bastard behaviour was actually a favour in disguise, and then not-so-subtly suggest they are actually at fault for copying my schtick. 

Alternatively, Miley can yank out a toof and offer it to the gods as penance. It's sacrifical, because her teef have hearts and minds of their own!

Miley Cyrus is a woman scorned. Miley has just uploaded a YouTube video of herself and her sister mocking her colleague and the girl that replaced her as Nick Jonas' girlfriend, Selena Gomez.

You just have to admire the hilariousness of it all. Miley in pure bitch mode is probably one the best moments ever witnessed on a Disney playground. It's childish and we don't really give a shit which TEAM wins, but that was a good waste of 5 minutes. Poor Nick. He's probably gay now.