I love the box office. I love hearing about what trash the world is seeing. Of course everyone has been moist about. THE DARK KNIGHT because i suspect Christian Bales sexiness is just worth it. Opening day estimates have rolled in and someone at Warner Bros spontaneously jizzed because that shit made $66,400,000 on Friday alone, which breaks SPIDER-MAN 3's record.

Elsewhere, Meryl Streep and Karen from Mean Girls have been attracting the lone vagina wolfs and MAMMA MIA! had a very good $9.63m on Friday. This comes after the movie did great business in Europe over the past week.

SPACE CHIMPS is a piece of rat shit and it bombed with a crappylicious $2.4m on Friday, no one gives a shit and Stanley Tucci has shit to answer for. Here are some pictures from both movies.

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Abba are like Kings and Queens of the gay universe, and the universe of parents. Thats why my parents and all of the bitches and homos I know are itching their snatches at the prospect of Mamma Mia! which is the Sex and the City for those over the age of 80. Anyway, Abba got back together for the first time in 22 years at the Stockholm premiere for Mamma Mia!

I've decided not to show my mum this picture because I'm pretty sure she'd pass out and throw up with excitement at the same time. That is not a situation i'm okay to deal with. I'd probably leave her ass on the floor for a couple of hours and then forget it ever happened until I come back and smell tuna later that month. Nasty. I love mums. Knitting and Abba for all.