Posts tagged Jailbait
Miley Cyrus thinks she’s the “Coolest Person Ever”
Jul 6th
Miley Cyrus has revealed that she believes she Is the "coolest person ever", would like to be the next Madonna and will not shut the fuck up about Vanity Fair because she is a snaggletoothed publicty whore!
She said: "Madonna always reinvents herself, and that's what I want to do. Whatever comes my way that sounds good, that's what I want to do. Whether it's designing clothes or photography or whatever."
Miley also describes herself as the "coolest person ever" and insists nothing ever fazes her. She added to People magazine: "Really, I think I'm chill. I am very hyper, but I'm very carefree."
Miley was recently forced to apologise after posing in just a blanket in a photo shoot for Vanity Fair magazine. She said: "I took part in a photo shoot that was supposed to be 'artistic' and now, seeing the photographs and reading the story, I feel so embarrassed. I never intended for any of this to happen and I apologise to my fans who I care so deeply about."
Okay give me the gun, I'm going chipmunk hunting and this bitch is #1 on my radar. I knew a girl who used to call herself the coolest person ever all the time, that bitch killed herself because I told her she was a waste of life every morning. Im lying, she does work in McDonalds now though, and that is not what the coolest person ever should be doing, the coolest person ever should be telling the world her baby bump is actually just a food baby and she is a fat cow.
Ahh Bai Ling. I am glad you are alive to counter the shittiness that Miley Cyrus has brought into public conciousness.
Miley Cyrus overtakes Britney as top Pedo Icon.
Apr 28th
Miley Cyrus is 15. This is her Vanity Fair cover.
Now I remember back to when I was 15, the girls were sluts then too. Short skirts, boob squishing bras and blouses that showed them off. English Lit was basically a brothel. Some things never change, like child prostitution!
Everyone knows that Miley Cyrus is on the fast track to becoming the next Lindsay Lohan. Miley loves the attention and she actually says stupid-retarded things about how everyone loves her all the time. I don't love you Miley!
Miley's camp are trying to pin the blame for it all on Vanity Fair, as are Disney, who are no doubt pissed off with Miley and will have her vagina sealed for this. Vanity Fair are saying that Miley was totally hyped about the picture and loved it until the backlash.
Meanwhile, the Paedophile Corporations' stock rocketed 284% at yesterday's close on the Dow Jones.A spokesman for the Paedophile Corp said "Miley's Vanity Fair pictures have been very good for business. Not since the days of Britney Spears in a catholic schoolgirl outfit have we seen such a huge jump in our assets."
The recovery comes at a desperate time for the corporation, who had seen signifcant losses recently as Lindsay Lohan, Emma Watson and Hilary Duff all passed puberty.
This shit isn't right and Annie Leibovitz and her lesbo ass shouldn't get away blame free for ending the Hannah Montana brand! She's just bein Miley! And bein Miley means being a child prostitute!
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