Because really, if he’s got to be here,  then we have to get some benefit out of it all

Here he is doing something. I dont really care to be honest.

Jeremy Edwards is a British actor who has appeared in such fine quality programming as Celebrity Big Brother. Suffice to say then that he is also washed up and has a history of drug use. With said drug use he also got kind of chubby, and anyone knows that an actor only good for his looks has issues when he starts to get fat.

So he decided to get the fat sucked out follow Mens Health's six-weeks to great abs challenge and now looks like this.

I'd definitely go to a Jeremy Edwards drug party and tell him that everythings okay and hes a fantastic actor and shit like that. You know I just want a little downtime with his 9th pec muscle.

This bitch clearly spent 89 hours a week in the Gym. I'm jealous and a little turned on.

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I think theres something seriously wrong with me, either that or the world is plotting against me because I want to screw anything on legs right now, and David Beckham definitely has very lovely legs.

Just-Jared has posted these beautiful, beautiful new pictures of Beckham's Armani campaign. The Armani campaign was like the gift from god to make up for the mistake that is Christina Aguilera. Thank you god. Thank you.

I should mention I have difficulty seeing the entire pictures because my mind refuses to add all of the hotness together for fear of some sort of major stroke. So i have to micro-manage these pictures and would suggest you do too.

Thanks mainly to Just Jared for the gift that keeps on giving.

There should be a club for all of the dudes he turned gay. Like all of the dudes who got their first erection from Farah Fawcett have a club. It's more of a secret society really.

Jared Padmefecki or whatever from The CW's Supernatural is super hot. Like, those brothers on that show i'd probably hit harder than i hit the crack den after Alias got cut. But Jared tells pretty lies to make people believe he's just a carefree guy who fell into acting like its some casual effortless thing for him. Of his incredibly buff body he says he keeps it up by eating as much junk as is physically possible.

As a man I am entitled to call BULLSHIT on this issue. If i look at a chocolate donut my ass automatically grows an inch. I love when celebrities say they just kind of have those bodies. Like, yeah, and I just kind of picked up the herpes and the crabs from locking myself away in a monastery! Please sluts, don't let Jareds sexy lie muscles make you believe guys can eat shit and not get fat. We get fat. We do.

The Gay Gods are shining down upon us today because they've finally posted pictures of Hugh Jackman frolicking shirtless in the ocean with another man. Could this be the man everyone thinks is his boyfriend? I hope so because these pictures have nurtured my inner gay.

I don't care how many people say Hugh is a mean queen, I'd still hit it out of the ballpark.

Ivana Trump is 58. Rosanna Rubicondi is 35. Where is this near 20 year gap more evident? Why on the beaches of St Barts!

That dude is seriously delicious! Although i would not go near tiny swimming shorts, what is the purpose? That shit would show off my pretzel dick too much for real. Ivana looks lumpy. Thats really all i can say about her. She is like lumpy potatoes and he is like sculpted ice. Potatoes and Ice if you will.

Ivana has the right plan, what is better to spend your millions on than a rampant, probably gay young man? Slut has heard of world poverty and doesn't give a damn!

How much is it photoshopped? Why did they put that girls head on that guys body? What the hell is he doing with his arm? Is he gay? So many questions raised by the new homoerotic Rolling Stone cover from Zac Efron.

I mean, there's really nothing I enjoy more than seeing kids grow up under the pressure of Hollywood to look good – because for at least 4 years, they actually do look really, really fucking good. I'd hit it quicker than Moomi can eat. But if you had a personal trainer named Ziclief Helganstien and a microchip that stops your heart for several seconds if you even look at a bagel, then you'd look like this too. I want to know what brand his teeth are. Hot cover, can we move on?

Shayne Ward is a past winner of the UK's American Idol, and he quickly took off to the states to be gay straight and work out a lot or whatever it is they do in America asides from eating a lot. Anyway now hes back and hes buff and he's basically a gayer Ricky Martin. You know when guys in music videos have to have 50 trashy looking hookers feeling their shirtless bodies that they are a little bit gay and are fooling the world. Like dude is buff and looking good, but that choreography needs work as he dances like a hot dog mascot. I bet Hottie from the Flavor of Love choreographed this stuff. I am just jealous.  I would, and so would you. But use protection no one knows where he's been.

I'm sure Johnny Depp loves having his vacation documented by paparazzi. But the world does not care as this is a sight humanity needed to see. Sometimes I imagine what it's like to live with the knowledge women would leave their husbands for you and guys would go gay for you. Then I realize who the fuck I am and don't need to imagine! Call me sluts.

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Angelina Jolie just can't keep those gorgeous beestung vagina flaps of her shut! Once you start the ho you can't stop her, and in yet another interview about her family that was supposed to be about her new movie, Brad Pitt gets a word in edgeways and It wasn't pretty.

On having more children: “We want to have as big a family as we can. Our only restriction is making sure we have time for everybody, and we’re finding that we have the ability to do that.” (Brad Pitt adds: “Yeaaahhh, we do things in extremes. But I’ve always embraced big changes, and this feels very natural. It’s just the most fun I’ve ever had.”)

Yeah the only restriction being that Brad is seriously backwards and Angie is actually taking care of five kids. I bet she with-held sex from him that night just to teach him a lesson about talking in public, but only after she gave him the speech about embarrassing her in front of other people. Brad is probably a handful, although not in the dirty way because we've all seen those nudes and there is no need to lie. Maybe he's a grower. Yeah, a grower and a shoe in for the lead in Riding the Bus With My Sister 2. Fuck knows there's going to be more shirtless scenes in that one. I am so glad there were no shirtless scenes in the original though. It is little things like that which make me continue to pray at night. I pray to Big Girls Don't Cry now though, since Fergie has a gift from god.