Because every lunch hour needs a hot mess.
According to numerous news sources Michael Jackson’s cause of death was finally reported as being a lethal overdose of the surgery drug propofol in combination with a cocktail of drugs irresponssibly administered by Jackson’s private doctor in the hours leading to his death.
The Telegraph reports that Jackson’s doctor, Conrad Murray, admitted to administering the cocktail of drugs which the coroner confirmed to have been the cause of his death.
Forensic tests reportedly showed that propofol, acting together with at least two sedatives, to cause his death. The coroner’s findings increase the likelihood that Dr Murray will face criminal charges, police in Los Angeles said.
The cardiologist was reportedly offered $150,000 a month to look after Jackson. He was with the singer at his rented Los Angeles mansion on the morning of his death.
Under Californian law, a homicide does not have to be intentional killing and investigators are understood to be looking at whether the doctor’s decision to give propofol to Jackson outside a hospital environment constituted a level of negligence required for an involuntary manslaughter charge.
I bet Joe Jackson is going to make a press release about this in which he advertises Blankett’s debut CD being released in 2010 and tells us the kids are living with him in CRAZY FUG EYES land.
Somehow, I don’t think that BBC News will feature the story “Mexican Midget Wrestling in mourning for two stars poisoned by organized ring of fake prostitutes” but you know, one can only hope, because seeing that roll off of James Dagwell’s sparkly, lucious lips would complete my life.
The world of Mexican midget wrestling is in mourning after two of its most famous stars were apparently poisoned by fake prostitutes.
Brothers in armlocks Alberto and Alejandro Pérez Jiménez were found dead in a hotel room after being drugged and robbed. The women who spiked the twins’ drinks are thought to be members of an organised crime gang who pose as prostitutes to attract victims.
They normally just knock out their victims but the dose proved too much for Alberto – aka ‘La Parkita’ (Little Death) and Alejandro – aka ‘Espectrito II’. The 36-year-olds were veteran stars of the ‘Lucha Mini’ world of midget wrestling.
This is a sad day for tiny wrestlers and Mexican prostitutes across the land. The upside is that the funeral probably didn’t hurt the Mexican prostitution business. A lot of sad midgets and a lot of mourning prostitutes = recipe for a fiscal restart. It is now up to the world to find the monstrous women who not only kill midgets for money, but also are sullying the fine institute of whores across the world!
According to Sam Hextall the winner of Paris Hilton’s British Best Friend, his runner up competition and general hot ho Kat McKenzie has died. The winner posted his condolences on his twitter, but refrains from stating the cause of death when asked out of respect for her family.
Contestants Meddie Ford and Chrissie Wunna also voiced condolences on twitter. Of course, twitter is not a reliable news-source and there have understandably been no news reports on the death. However one of the shows contestant’s got in touch with LA Deli to say the following
“I can confirm that she has passed away as of last night.”
Further comments have been made public by the contestants via a facebook group with such dedications as
Im so glad that i got the opportunity to get to know Kat…I have never met someone who has made such a big impression on me .She was full of life and had the most beautiful smile i have ever seen..-layla
Kat was such an out going lively character with such a big personality and behind this she was also a lovely girl with a big heart! – Ola who doesn’t know what hummus is.
I will miss her greatly and will always envy her courage,confidence and love of life – Samuel
For anyone who watched that tranny ass show they will know that Kat brought a boatload of attitude, titties, and hot remarks to the fray. Kat even emailed in once to say she laughed at and loved her own LA-Deli coverage, despite us calling her a number of trannylicious names. Read some of our Paris Hilton British BBF posts to reflect on our time fascinated by Kat’s ballsy ass attitude. You go girlfriend, wherever you are.
Update 6Th July: We have had a report emailed to us which claims to confirm the cause of death today, we cannot warrant the validity of the information. Due to the nature of her passing and since the family clearly don’t want the cause of death made public, we will not be publishing this information. We firmly believe in setting boundaries of respect in situations like this, gossip site or not.
TMZ.Com are reporting the passing of Michael Jackson after he was rushed to hospital with cardiac arrest. The website says…
“Michael suffered a cardiac arrest earlier this afternoon at his Holmby Hills home and paramedics were unable to revive him. We’re told when paramedics arrived Jackson had no pulse and they never got a pulse back.”
Either way it has been confirmed Michael suffered from cardiac arrest. Heres for hoping the reports are untrue.
Michael Jackson, 50, is known as the biggest pop-star of all time having sold over 750 million albums over the past few decades. His album Thriller is the largest selling CD of all time having shifted 110 million copies and Jackson had sold out 50 dates at the 23,000 capacity O2 Arena with tickets going for at least £55 each.
UPDATE: LA Times reports further that Michael Jackson wasn’t breathing when paramedics arrived at his home, where CPR was administered. It does not state on his mortality.
UPDATE2: LA Times have updated their website again to report that Jackson is in a coma, only TMZ reports his death.
UPDATE3: LA Times is reporting that Michael Jackson died early this afternoon at his home.
UPDATE4: NBC News is confirming Michael’s death, as is Associated Press.
UPDATE 5: Last Picture of Michael now online, so sad. Warning this picture may disturb some readers.
OMG noo. Estelle Getty aka Sophia the hot ho from Golden Girls has passed away aged 84.
According to TMZ.com, Getty was surrounded by family and caregivers at her home in Los Angeles when she died.
The actress had been suffering from Lewy Body Dementia. She is survived by two sons.
I never get it when people write "She is survived by". Uh, no, that is not what's happened here. Don't they understand the situation. Okay i know what it means but its pissy-pois.
Estelle Getty RIP you hot hot lady.