Posts tagged Danity Kane
Cheap pussy!
Sep 23rd
People with American credit cards can score themselves cheap pussy at the moment. The new album by The Pussycat Dolls, Doll Domination, is only $2.99 on Amazon. Now, Aubrey O’Day has more reason to call Nicole Scherzinger a cheap slut. And who doesn’t want that?
As for the album itself? During the first listen, it sounded like the pussies have some how been desexed. However, there are a bunch of great songs on the album that make it worth the purchase, especially if you get a hold of the Deluxe version which features solos from all the dolls. While it is frustrating Nicole gets all the singing time on the album, she does get more backup. So I would strongly recommend picking up the Deluxe version of the album if you can find it. Because nothing is more slutty, than buying more slutty songs with stupid lyrics.
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Danity Kane is bad for your health
Jul 27th
Danity Kane's new music video for their single Bad Girls is all sort of tragic. Not only do they resemble cheaper Pussycat Dolls, but they took their time to rip-off Britney and the movie Sin City. We also have an added bonus of a cameo from Missy Elliot who just throws her rolls around. Ground-breaking for everyone involved.
Pete Wentz looking gay – check. 4 chicks wearing the latest hookerwear – check. P!nk being sarcastic – check. A 2nd rate Simon Cowell – check. Crappy tie-in competition to cater to overweight people – check.
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