Posts tagged Ciara
Hit Watch: Ciara, Jordin Sparks, Girls Can’t Catch
Jul 18th
First up in the hitwatch for this week is this staunching new track from Ciara. ‘Work’ is getting it’s international release right now and burning up the airwaves and music video networks. Expect to hear this shit in the clubs 24/7 within the next two months.
Just as well that tranny pulled out a hit, because her new cd Fantasy Ride is a fucking disasterzone. Work is the only thing worthwhile on that mess.
Next up is a favourite of mine, Jordin Sparks. We’ve got her new album and we can say that there is no shortage of hit material on the CD which is pretty great. Songs like Don’t Let it Go To Your Head, Battlefield, It Takes More, Watch You Go, S.O.S, and the amazing No Parade are just a few of the highlights. 14 Tracks, maybe 8-10 of them are great. Not a bad batting average for a Pop CD. Well played, Jordin.
Finally we have a flavour of Brit to serve as the cherry on the pie. Girl’s Can’t Catch are the new girlband from the label of The Saturdays and Girls Aloud. Expect big things from them in the UK at least.
Pray on your Butterfly Princess she dont eat her!
Sep 5th
Yeah Beyonce and Rihanna are there and Beyonce probably gave Rihanna's triceratops horns a little bashing around after the shoot, but the real shit to watch is Mimi and Leona. Mimi knows Leona is on better form and she has already given the orders to her Unicorn Mistress to take Leona out, but bitch is in the same room as her and Mimi hasn't been eating so well lately. Im just saying, watch out Leona. Leona could try and use her pony hooves to kick Mimi off, but once Mimi fixes her eyes on her prey thats it for them. They are dead babies!
I appreciate Fergie making an appearance here to bring 100% more urine stained panties to the room. I always say when i see these shoots with all the celebrities together - "Fuck, it would be perfect if there was someone who urinates themselves in public there!"
Divas stick togetha
Aug 22nd
Our favourite hoes have banded together to tell cancer to fuck off. Mariah Carey, Beyonce, Mary J. Blige, Ashanti, Keyshia Cole, Ciara, Rihanna, Leona Lewis, Fergie, Natasha Bedingfield, Sheryl Crow, Melissa Etheridge, Miley Cyrus, LeAnne Rimes and Carrie Underwood fight to be the best vah-jay-jay out there.
Great song, first of all. But let's be serious for a second. Who were the biggest whores of that song?
Winners: Beyonce, Carrie Underwood, Fergie
Losers: Mariah Carey, Ashanti, LeAnne Rimes, Ciara
The ending is kind of funny. You can tell Mariah Carey is trying to tell Leona Lewis to DIAF, by doing her signature screaming.
Ciara embraces her inner tranny.
Feb 22nd
Remember the rumours that surrounded Ciara in which people suggested she had a penis? Well Instead of denying them with embarrassment like most celebrities would, Ciara is releasing a song called “Like a Boy” in which she wishes she could basically be a dude.
lol @ ciara the TRANNY feminist trying to use reverse psychology on the world!. This song is hot though and so is the video. You go Ciara! Your one piss stained performance away from becoming my new Fergie Ferg!
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