Posts tagged British BBF
Confirmed: Kat McKenzie from Paris Hiltons BBF dead.
Jul 3rd
Kat Mckenzie
According to Sam Hextall the winner of Paris Hilton’s British Best Friend, his runner up competition and general hot ho Kat McKenzie has died. The winner posted his condolences on his twitter, but refrains from stating the cause of death when asked out of respect for her family.
Contestants Meddie Ford and Chrissie Wunna also voiced condolences on twitter. Of course, twitter is not a reliable news-source and there have understandably been no news reports on the death. However one of the shows contestant’s got in touch with LA Deli to say the following
“I can confirm that she has passed away as of last night.”
Further comments have been made public by the contestants via a facebook group with such dedications as
Im so glad that i got the opportunity to get to know Kat…I have never met someone who has made such a big impression on me .She was full of life and had the most beautiful smile i have ever seen..-layla
Kat was such an out going lively character with such a big personality and behind this she was also a lovely girl with a big heart! – Ola who doesn’t know what hummus is.
I will miss her greatly and will always envy her courage,confidence and love of life – Samuel
For anyone who watched that tranny ass show they will know that Kat brought a boatload of attitude, titties, and hot remarks to the fray. Kat even emailed in once to say she laughed at and loved her own LA-Deli coverage, despite us calling her a number of trannylicious names. Read some of our Paris Hilton British BBF posts to reflect on our time fascinated by Kat’s ballsy ass attitude. You go girlfriend, wherever you are.
Update 6Th July: We have had a report emailed to us which claims to confirm the cause of death today, we cannot warrant the validity of the information. Due to the nature of her passing and since the family clearly don’t want the cause of death made public, we will not be publishing this information. We firmly believe in setting boundaries of respect in situations like this, gossip site or not.
Paris Hilton British Best Friend: Episode 7 Recap
Mar 23rd
Used Broke Tampon Alert! No, it’s not your sister’s “heavy month” it’s Paris Hilton’s British Best Friend! And in this back to back post special we cover not one but two episodes!
Opening Slug: “Tonight. You see me as you’ve NEVER seen me before.” I’m guessing fully clothed and without your fanny out is just too obvious of a joke to make, but i just did it anyway.
Paris Hilton’s British Best Friend : Episode 6 Recap
Mar 11th
Princess Shitminge is back later than expected this week. Basically, if you were sane, you’d put watching and writing up this shit off too.
Last week saw the tragic loss of the two rays of sunshine that made this waking hell bearable. Ola who didn’t know what Hummus was and Fatal Attraction Laura, the ginger actress with a little too much Calpol in her system said thank fuck as they got their asses booted by Wonky Mantis. Unfortunately, Wonky enjoys torturing the public more than I gave her credit for and kept Squirrel’s Fart Carrie in.
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Paris Hilton BBF Recap: Episode 5
Feb 27th
My life is in a bit of a sad place right now, and when things are getting you down, nothing can lift your spirits like Paris Hilton’s BBF !!! Yes, i’ts week five, and i’ve lost the plot.
This truly is insulting bad television to the nth degree. I of course, would love and worship such a shitfest if it was free of the Giant Used Tampon formerly known as Paris Hilton.
That said, i’m looking forward to this episode largely because in the ads Emma lays it down on Squirrel’s Fart aka Carrie. I want to see Squirrel’s Fart’s spirit broken, because I’m awfully suspicious of her haircut. It’s hiding something. Probably a bag of Skittles knowing this bitch. She was the kid at school who you couldn’t give blue skittles to but you did anyway in the hope she’d O.D on skittles. No such luck.
Paris Hilton’s My British Best Friend: Episode 4 Recap
Feb 20th
Since we are gluttons for punnishment, here we are again. I have a weird feeling that Paris Hilton being in the UK had a lot to do with our sudden recession. Her cooch just sucks in everything, even the economy.
Sing it with me “All of my life i’ve been waiting, for my best friend, could you be the one i want? My best friend!” No you can’t kill yourself now. If i’ve suffered, so will you…
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Paris Hilton’s British BBF: Episode 3 recap
Feb 13th
Herp Alert!
The “I’m Paris Hilton, businesswoman, socialite, singer and brand” opening slug is getting smugger and more ridiculous by the minute. It’s like listening to Mary Alice on Desperate Housewives sing Baby Got Back. The two things don’t fit! Anyway, we’ve made it this far, so I guess we are stuck in this hot tranny mess for the whole hog, or until a bitch dies of shame and they shut the whole thing down. I nominate Carrie.
If you’d like to watch this shitstorm online, you now can!
After that, read on!
Paris Hilton’s British BBF: Episode 2
Feb 8th
God help us all.
Because for some reason, we are all paying attention to this tramp.
Paris starts the episode with a text to the house telling them all to cook her some food because shes coming round. The one who wins is the one who slips the most cyanide in the mashed potatoes. I wish i was there, I would have served her a shit pie with extra herp.
Chrissie the Annoying Asian finds her “career” revealed in an embarrasing caption.
Paris Hilton’s British Best Friend: Episode 1
Jan 29th
God help us all.
“I’m Paris Hilton. I’m in the UK”
And so it begins. The mass exodus to America, that is.
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