American news reporting is so great. Where here in Blighty if our fluff stories are about cats who survived in a drainpipe for a decade and puppies who can bark to the Spice Girls (I can see that shit in my mind ‘And Now, a puppy that really really wants to be a…pop star? Nina Nanarr Reports’) in America they have total ghetto fluff stories; like a prostitute is stuck up a tree and shit.

Anyway Dlisted.com posted this amazing video of a Squirrel who has set up camp in between some mammoth titties. This Squirrel popped out to say ‘Ello Govnah’ during a police interview in which, apparently, the woman was being questioned “Who ate all the pies?” When the squirrel pops out to answer all truthy-like (Squirrels dont lie) the woman pushes the squirrel back in and suggests they visit Mariah Carey’s house instead. That squirrel has ‘Tinkerbell Syndrome’ for sure.