I know i promised to write updates for every damn episode of A SHOT AT LOVE but let's be honest, how long was I going to seriously last that trash?

Anyway shocking news just in: Tila chose lesbo Kirsty to share her plastic heart and then Kirsty decides shes "not ready" to take the key to tila's snatch, which is just as well, because it's probably the end of the universe down in Tila's underbelly. Tila's very genuine and heartbreaking upset is the most touching moment of reality television since Pumkin spat at New York. She then walks a walk of shame through her vomit house and cries to emo music. I'm not even kidding.

She is all like "I don't know why I keep getting my heart broken?". Uh I can tell you, dumbass bitch!

If on the first night of elimination you base who's getting kicked out by who's a better slut ass stripper, then you are probably not going to be whittling things down to the good eggs! Bitch should have kept Jann in.

Jann was batshit crazy but girlfriend would have been spicy in the sack.

Shockingly, this paves the way for A Shot at Love 3, and this time, Tila throws ANIMALS into the mix. I wish, seeing her doing it with a horse would almost make it watchable.

The nightmare continues as we enter the house of a thousand candy coloured vomits.

Yes its a youtube capture. Deal with it! You can follow the Youtube episode  here.

Come with me on our journey through dyke and douche to see if this week Tila "really connects" with anyone. Connecting involves bumping STIS in circular motions and passing the test to see who has more weave in their pubes.

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Tila Tequila is back with her second season of A Shot At Love because shockingly enough the guy she chose first time around didn't want anything to do with her ass. 

Come with me on a journey through the first episode of Tilas return. Please remember that you run a high risk of death simply from reading this post. All contact with TT should be limited.

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