Scandal
Britney Spears’ career comeback is toast.
Jul 24th
Britney Spears and her drooling beaver are going to be exposed in all their embarrasing glory next week when OK Magazine publishes the disastrous interview and photoshoot with Spears in which she basically pissed infront of everyone, kept touching her tits and vagina like a 5 year old, picked up dog shit with a Chanel dress and generally acted like the loony she is. It's beyond sad now because Brit Brit has been offered help time and again and her dumbass just refuses to listen to reason!
I guess this is what you get if you control a person for so long, they rebel and start picking up dog shit with their dress. I do feel kind of bad for her though because ho has had more pressure in the public eye than anyone else in Hollywood without a doubt. But bitch loves the attention.
In an exclusive statement to TMZ, OK! Editor-in-Chief Sarah Ivens said, "OK! Magazine spent a heartbreaking day with Britney Spears and witnessed first-hand an emotional cry for help that will leave you shocked and sad. This week, on newsstands Friday, the truth will be told."
As TMZ first reported, Britney had a complete and total meltdown during the interview and photo shoot. OK! was faced with a huge decision; to run the horrifying photos as is and risk ruining their relationship with Brit (and potentially her career), or run a sanitized — and untrue– article.
You have to feel a little sorry for the producers who handed their hottest tracks to Britney Spears, but then you realize that these same people are dumb sacks of shit for putting their best songs in the hands of someone who has become increasingly mentally retarded in recent weeks.
I actually have started a Britney Spears fanclub. There are only four members right now though and two of them just sit there rocking back and forward and the other two keep stabbing each other in the face. It's really fun times if you want to join just holla and i'll send you the welcome pack which is basically a sack of coke, a dog shit and some shears to trim off that nasty head of hair you've got. Mismatching clothes and cheetos can be purchased at a later time.
Lindsay Lohan ARRESTED for coke and DUI.
Jul 24th
Lindsay Lohan has been arrested for drink driving and possession of cocaine. Despite the fact girlfriend has been to rehab and has been wearing a booze detector bracelet.
There is no hope for her! But i'll let you into a secret, i've been injecting her with booze in her sleep haha! I will ruin her for stealing my film glory in Just My Luck! I was originally cast as her character but the producers didn't think it would work out around the time she gave them a handjob. Her lawyer slut spokesperson said the following.
"Addiction is a terrible and vicious disease. Since Lindsay transitioned to outpatient care, she has been monitored on a SCRAM bracelet and tested daily in order to support her sobriety. Throughout this period, I have received timely and accurate reports from the testing companies. Unfortunately, late yesterday I was informed that Lindsay had relapsed. The bracelet has now been removed. She is safe, out of custody and presently receiving medical care."
Yeah you know i'd feel a lot worse for Lindsay Lohan if i knew she wouldn't stab me for suggesting she's not the greatest person in history. Bitch is nasty and concieted but you can't blame her with White Oprah as her mother. Actually, yes you can, my mother is a crackwhore who eats roaches and my dad is in a state prison and i turned out just fine! Aside from the nervous twitching and chronic masturbating that is. I am going to repeatedly fling books of educational value at Lindsay Lohans vagina until she wises the fuck up!
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