Linkage
Frankfurters: Our Weekly Links
Mar 31st
And Now its time for our weekly links
++Jennifer Aniston’s rebirth looks really airbrushed to me.//Dlisted
++ANTM update time //fourfour
++Irony is lost on Heather Mills // Holy Moly
++Jesse James is posing in a Nazi outfit too! // TheSuperficial
++Carey Mulligan is still dressing like your gran, and Is probably really itchy in that rag.//GoFugYourself
++Hey, that’s my grandma you’ve had in your garage for the past two decades…//Westword Blogs
++Fox News hates Obama so much they invent an airline-peril story to cutaway to during his speech.// MediaMatters
++Do not do these things in any interviews. Actually, just dont go to interviews. // TheOatmeal
All Done!
Tuesday is a LINKS day
Jul 7th
We are bringing Links back, because we miss being part of a community. We are a hermit crab. We are extending our crabby claw back out to the internet.
K-Fat is just happy, everyone, leave him be!
- The Evil One from American Idol got married (Bestweekever)
- Praise Jesus, Man Bangs are dying a death! LA Deli swiftly resisted this hellish era. (Gatecrasher)
- R Kelly will pee on you. “How Young are we talking here” comes to mind. (FourFour)
- Apparently Kfed gained weight because he’s “happy”. That isnt how it works. (BricksandStones)
- Hayden Boxcart wants to be the next Meryl Streep. That is totally happening. (Im Not Obsessed)
- Rihanna has titties, and she’s not afraid to fug them (Go Fug Yourself)
- Michael Jackson’s memorial looks super intimate and low key (Gawker)
- Sarah Palin resigns, probably in order to kill some shit. (TSFG)
Links Ahoy
Feb 14th
Who’s Fug Ass Grizzly Bear Legs are these? (ONTD)
13 Year Old Boys have needs too. PedoBear Alert! (Dlisted)
I think i just found my Wedding Outfit (Crunk and Disorderly)
Toothy Tile and Sister looking mighty gay (Just Jared)
Aubrey O Day is one skank star away from being Paris Hilton (Egotastic)
This isn’t just Brintey’s fantasy island…(Gallery of the Absurd)
We don’t link very often these days. We will try harder.
Links: My Paedo sense is tingling!
Sep 17th
R Kelly on if he likes teenage girls: “How old are we talkin?” Â (FourFour)
Lynne Spears sells out her daughters some more for a book (Dlisted)
Beyonce is scary as hell (JustJared)
The Saga of Heidi and Spencer (Gallery of the Absurd)
Rosario Dawsons titties want to fight with Jodie Marsh’s (Egotastic!)
Fergie named a best dressed star. Best dressed in the field of tranny mess likely (Popsugar)
Links Ahoy
Jul 6th
Links are like carbs, you can never have too many.
- LA Deli's Movie Column: Hancock and shit (worldofkj)
- Cameron Diaz has a fuckbuddy. This is why I like her probably. (Bricksandstones)
- Amy Winehouse is shagging around again. Why don't I like her more? (dlisted)
- Angelina Jolie is the Little Engine that Could (Gallery of the Absurd)
- Britain's Next Top Amputee! (fourfour)
- Mario Lopez kind of grosses me out (gossiportruth)
- Kanye West needs to chill out and step away from the computer (justjared)
- Pete Wentz is annoying and probably gay (celebrity smack)
Links Links Links!
May 16th
The Deli is sponsored by…
Jul 20th
We like to whore out a good show as much as the next llama, and our latest sponsor has actually brought an awesome super great looking show to my attention. I love Glenn Close. She is on the Meryl Streep level of coolness, and so this new legal drama about feirce empowered women is must watch shit! It's on FX Tuesdays at 10 and starts next week! Click this hot pic of Glenny Glen to go to the site for this hotness.
I love my women in suits. Fetish!
Friday Links and Youtube
Jul 20th
Sexy ass bitch = Kelly Clarkson in 9 years.
- Britney apparently working hard on comeback (TOB)
- Paris Hilton is still trying to fool us into the idea shes Mother Theresa. (popsugar)
– Naomi Watts may be smuggling Darfur's much needed aid (dlisted)
Links of the Holiday Variety.
Dec 30th
Featured Friend Site:
Why: Popbytes is probably one of the best designed and most content rich sites about celebrities and the entertainment media there is. They get extra special brownie points for posting gloriously hot pictures of Jennifer Garner on a rather frequent basis. Popbytes has regular magazine scans, lots of videos and even more links to great content globally.
Current Highlight: Britney is putting the weight back on.
Current Highlight: Britney is putting the weight back on.
- Megan Fox is hot (Fatback)
- Tara Reid may just masturbate with a bottle (Dlisted)
- Jessica Beil is a man now. I’d hit it (Socialites Life)
Links of the sexy variety.
Dec 4th
The Deli is no longer Ads free now, but you lucky whores have had one full year of liberty from the dollar! Kiss my boot for it! The ads are all up in the right hand column, and you are encouraged to go take a look at what our partners have to offer. People interested in The Deli are people you are going to want to know. This is a fact as proven by Madonna in 1914.
Anyway, here are some other links from our sexy friends who you should definitely visit, but not get too attached to, because I own you.
- Coco is kind of like your cousin. If your cousin is a fugly orange slut that is. (Dlisted)
- Everyone loves Jennifer Garner. If you don’t love Jennifer Garner then you are either Hitler or Stalin. (Fatback)
- Sharon Stone is one crazy motherfucker. So crazy, infact, that she will eat you. (Junkiness)
- Tori Spelling is difficult to look at. Try not to look her in the vagina, or your eyes will burn off. (Gossip Or Truth)
- Victoria Beckham is fooling no one. What is with the nasty poutface all the time? Oh yeah, her vadge smells like cottage cheese. (popbytes)
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