Fashion Disasters
NEWSFLASH: Lindsay Lohan a trainwreck and bitch.
Jul 8th
Yes this is the Lindsay Lohan Burning At the Pyre brigade, but look at this video of Lindsay Lohan and people kissing her ass.
The Lioness is coming out to search for some CRACK and then smoke some SHIT whilst she flings things at some dude and tells him not to touch her hair.
We all know this look.
Mar 24th
The Mona Lisa feels threatened by the beauty
And no I don’t mean “The Riteaid Look”. I of course mean “the morning after look”. This was taken when Britney was leaving Jason Trawick’s apartment after staying over. Jason’s hair is slicked back after a quick shower, obviously Britney chose to forgo a shower, but that’s a given. Britney’s tussled (diplomatic) weave, sliding bra strap and ugg boots could either mean she’s gearing up for a day of shopping in LA or that she had mad good sex last night.
Im going to go with the former. I hope Jason used a condom because another little cheeto is the last thing Britney needs right now. And just for the record, a GOOD BATH is the first thing she needs. Maybe with some dettol.
Sigh.
Mar 20th
Sometimes when i see Britney Spears out and about I wonder if she’s doing it on purpose. And by “it” I of course mean running around Los Angeles like a blind, drunk raccoon dressed her and then made bush-happies with her hair. I think it’s either that, or her gays are the wrong kind of gay (link NSFL!!).
Either way, she’s offending eyes across the land day-in, day-out. Britney Spears looking dazed, confused, and most of all – badly dressed is as reliable a daily fixture as McDonalds frying ungodly parts of chickens and serving it to overweight children. Someone help this girl, or at the very least find her wardrobe, lure it into a false sense of security, take it to a happy place and then KILL IT WITH FIRE. As it weeps cinder Ugg ashes, it’ll know you’ve done the right thing and forgive you for your sins against backwoods Louisiana.
More pictures of Britney Spears doing absolutely nothing after the jump
Clinton Earle will shimmy your timbers.
Feb 18th
Clinto Earle from Pontefract wants to make it in Hollywood, which is actually likely since Ru Paul’s Drag Race is a hot topic.
This tranny mess forced himself all over BBC3′s amazing and awesome SNOG MARRY AVOID show to get a makeunder, and gave us a great scene where he walked down Rathbone Place slowmo to a bad instrumental version of ‘If I Were a Boy’. Greatness.
Britney’s Banjo sees the light of day again.
Mar 9th
Britneys' Vagina wishes you a great day.
I should’ve known that with all of the skimpy outfits on The Trailer Park Comes to Town The Circus tour that Britney Spears would fall victim to a wardrobe malfunction at some point, but three shows in is pretty impressive, especially since she was caught on a live mic (!) saying “my pussy is hanging out” after a mysteriously shit performance of Slave 4 U.
Evidently having your pussy hanging out doesn’t lend itself to great dancing. We are all slaves to Britney’s pussy because it’s pretty big and angry and If i’ve learned one thing in my lifetime it’s that you should never tell the truth. If i’ve learned two things it’s that you should never tell the truth and always be kind to an angry pussy.
Amanda Bynes and her new lips.
Feb 14th
Amanda Bynes’ career hasn’t been on fire lately, so the obvious solution to a lack of roles is new lips!
I totally get this logic. When im not performing at work i just stuff a sausage into my top lip and suddenly my career hits new highs. Everyone thinks bruised housewife is a sexy look. If that doesn’t work then i lick my top lip lusciously, then everyone gets the REAL look i was going for, that being person with lips most likely to give great oral sex.
LA-Deli’s Worst Dressed
Sep 22nd
It’s not over yet, it’s time for Korrgan’s Worst Dressed List. A lot of surprising names for sure. Korrgan obviously has a vendetta against some of them, so we will drop her off at Promises before the end of the week.
LA-Deli’s Worst Dressed Stars can be found after the jump
[Images: Getty Images, Wire Image]
Take away the beehive…
May 6th
I can't explain it, but every time i see an Amy Winehouse picture i can suddenly seriously smell shit. Like proper dog deuces. I think Winos pictures actually emanate a scent to attract other crackwhores and I am mistaking this scent for crap.
I can't wait for some magazine to crown her a fashion icon. I love it when magazines try and get their asses coverage by saying Britney Spears is like, a new revolution in feminism. That shit is a flat out lie and they know it, we know, everyone knows it, but it still gets that shit press!
This whole Amy Winehouse thing is way beyond a joke now. Girl needs to fiix herself because she is at deaths door and that's not cute.
Paltrow’s vag blows wind
Apr 28th
La Deli's weather report read by Gwyneth Paltrow
Thank You. It's me Gwyneth, child of Satan & mother of fruit. Today is going to be very windy, very windy indeed. My vagina was overexposed today at the premiere for my new movie, Iron Man. Please see it. My husband's new song is shit and I would really like Sweet & Sour Pork for dinner on Friday night. It could be sunny again next week where I hibernate with my Apple & Moses over summer. Anyway thanks, guys! Kathy Griffin your vag smells like fish.
All American Fannyfarts!
Apr 28th
Feminist icon Heidi Montag and general asshole Spencer Pratt are seen here in Washington D.C having a very real and spontaneous moment of love overlooking some of it's finest landmarks. This was a beautiful journey of patriotism and romantic connection between two innocent lovebirds in a city of history.
Abe Lincoln would vomit at this. Then squeeze Heidi's fake funbags.
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