Mary Kate Olsen
Spencer Douche-Pratt bags MK
Jun 29th
Everyone's favorite douchebag, Spencer Pratt, is upset at Mary-Kate Olsen, after she publicly humiliated him on David Letterman. MK said Heidi's coathanger had a bad temper in high school, and would often cry and walk off during soccer matches.
I mean this has to be the first time another celebrity, outside The Hills clan, has ever mentioned anything about them. But in true Heidi/Spencer style, he wasted no time to book another paid interview to respond to the diss.
He told UsWeekly magazine
I don't really get why she'd use my name to get press for her little indie film that no one's going to see. She should probably focus more on not getting dressed in the dark than on me. I know I've made it in Hollywood when a famous troll is talking about me on Letterman. I forgive her, though. She's had to go through life as the less cute twin, which must be tough.
We gotta say, the comment does bring home the LOLs. Seriously the interview gets worse when he states that he will have more longetivity than her. Only an MTV star would be able to say such things.
But, I'm pretty sure MK will have a laugh over a coked up 50 dollar bill while she throws darts at her cook.
See the David Letterman interview here.
View rest of the UsWeekly interview here.
Hot News of the week…
Jun 28th
Here at LA Deli we've compiled this weeks celebrity news and added our own special style of vagina juices to make it go down better.
- Madonna, 49, and Guy Ritchie, 39, are headed for divorce. Rumors are circulating it was about Kabbalah (which is so 2004), a dried up vag and too much air humping. We think its a combination of the 3.
- You know it's sad when Lily Allen wins a fight. Perez Hilton was saying some not so nice shit about how Capitol Records isn't Lily's favorite artist anymore and no one talks about her because Katy Perry is the new king-dick because of her single I Kissed A Girl. Lily retaliated by saying I haven't made a new record in two years, and Capitol Records only distributes her music in the US, and Perez wants to fuck her up badly because she's the only person that knows that only 7 people went to Perez's fashion launch and that Perez is only saying bad shit about her because she dumped Mark Ronson as a producer, who Perez has a crush on. Anyone who knocks Perez is a good friend of mine.
- Anti-Perez comments are always appreciated at LA Deli. During the week Perez used Katherine Heigl again as another chance to spread his vendetta on celebrities who smoke, or maybe just Katherine. Perez used a Fergie approach, i.e. smoking causes L-U-N-G C-A-N-C-E-R and E-M-P-H-Y-S-E-M-A. Ask any adult who smokes and they'd be the first to say "N-O S-H-I-T". But the best anti-Perez comment of the week came from user "Posh" who summed it up perfectly. O-V-E-R-E-A-T-I-N-G. Remember guys, if you betray us and see that fat turd make sure you say something cruel and nasty.
- You know its a quiet week in Hollywood when Uma Thurman's wedding plans is news. I wonder what accent she will use at the wedding to say her vows. I heard Polish-Chinese is in.
- Paris Hilton is back in the recording studio. Guys! I know what you're thinking. But she's writing songs with part-time lover Benji Madden. I can't wait for that shit to leak out when I'm sitting on a toilet.
- Kathy Griffin uses more gay people for more personal gain in her reality show My Life on the D-List.
- The star of the week goes to Mary-Kate Olsen. Who's David Letterman interview pretty summed up the hot mess that she is.
So Mary Kate Olsen is definitely satan.
Dec 29th
There’s one really easy way to tell Mary Kate and Ashley apart these days; and that is looking closely to see which one is carrying a dead baby in her mouth and is wearing the carcasses of a hundred bunnies around her shoulders.
I am convinced that Mary Kate wears pink sweats when she’s at home, and for some reason is determined to look as nasty and freaky as possible every time she leaves her house. Either that or she’s been watching way too much Hocus Pocus even though Bette Middler looks way hotter as a witch even with those freaky ass teeth. I am serious though if she really is as skanky and nasty as she dresses then her vagina must smell like a thousand years of overfishing.
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