Kevin Federline
Kevin Federline could lay off the cookies for a bit.
Jan 1st
I’m not going to say Kevin Federline has become a fat bastard, beacuse that’s really rude. What i will say is Kevin Federline should be kept away from African safaris, because if someone doesn’t try and shoot him for game then some mother elephant will probably mistake him as her baby. You know he’s the sneaky bitch who you invite round for Christmas who then eats all your festive biscuits.
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Dear Britney
Nov 27th
At the risk of this website turning into an advice column for Britney Spears, I think there are a few things that need to be said to Britney Spears apart from “Where are your babies!? Do you even know?”
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Kevin Federline isn’t very intelligent.
Nov 23rd
As part of Kevin Federline’s divorce attack on Britney Spears, he is not only demanding custody of both of their children despite the fact he dumped his last kids with Shar Jackson to be with Spears, but now he is also allegedly claiming Britney is bisexual and wanted threesomes with other women. The boldfont on bisexual is indeed to underpin how important that word is. It is very, very important.
Britney Spears’ jilted hubby Kevin Federline is to claim she is bisexual and begged him for three-in-a-bed romps. Federline, 28, will say the Pop Princess regularly fantasised about women and was desperate to share one with him.
The allegations will be at the centre of a bitter custody battle for their kids Sean Preston, one, and two-month-old Jayden James. A family source close to Federline said he was “prepared to reveal everything in court”.
The insider added: “Britney has told him more than once she is sexually attracted to women and men equally. She has asked Kevin many times if they could have a threesome.”
Source: The Sun
Now we all know that trusting The Sun newspaper is akin to trusting your 95 year old grandma behind the wheel of a speedster, but that said, Kevin Federline probably wasn’t thinking if he decided he’d attack Britney by calling her a bisexual who is willing to fufill one of the most common fantasies of men across the world. Although ‘Kevin Federline’ and ‘cohesive thought’ are not two phrases that are commonly placed anywhere near each other. Like, seriously, not even in the same paragraph.
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