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	<title>LA Deli &#187; Celine Dion</title>
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		<title>All Kayaks lead to Vegas</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Feb 2010 00:57:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Deli Llama</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Saleeeen Deeeooonnn (also known in some cultures as Celine Dion) only comes down from her home in the clouds once every few years, usually when theres a large Kayaking event on or for Renee Charles&#8217; haircut for the decade, but this time Celine is heading back to her home on earth known as Las Vegas!! <a href="http://www.la-deli.com/2010/celebrities/all-kayaks-lead-to-vegas/" class="more-link">More &#62;</a>]]></description>
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		<title>SALEEEN DEEONNNN is pregnant again!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Aug 2009 15:43:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Deli Llama</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Take a Kayak to my heart! Stop my crystal meth prescription! Hold my double vodka and pimms*!  Goddess of Life and Diety of Days Saleen Deeonnnnn (Celine Dion) is pregnant with her second child after the Prince of Light Runnneeeeeeyyy Charles (Rene-Charles) brought happiness to every kayak owning family across the land.  The first was <a href="http://www.la-deli.com/2009/celebrities/saleeen-deeonnnn-is-pregnant-again/" class="more-link">More &#62;</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Hollywoods Best &amp; Worst Stars to work with.</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Jun 2008 21:49:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Deli Llama</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Everyone always wants to know whos a diva and whos not, so LA DELI rounds up old famous examples as well as some whisperings from some of our industry friends about who is a HOT ASS BITCH to work with and who is just HEATHER MILLS (the devil) to work with. We also have the <a href="http://www.la-deli.com/2008/celebrities/hollywoods-best-worst-stars-to-work-with/" class="more-link">More &#62;</a>]]></description>
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		<title>What is real? The world is exploding!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 May 2008 10:56:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Deli Llama</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Celine Dion and her husband Renee pose with their wax figures in Vegas. Image Source: Just Jared. &#160;I don&#39;t understand! I&#39;m so confused right now! I like how Celine decided to dress in a different colour from her wax model because her ass knew people would not be able to tell the difference and her <a href="http://www.la-deli.com/2008/celebrities/what-is-real-the-world-is-exploding/" class="more-link">More &#62;</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Celine Dion will touch your thumb!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Feb 2008 02:43:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Deli Llama</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Celine is the most amazing bag of crazy ever. I fucking love her. I seriously had a TAKE A KAYAK party for my last birthday. It was awesome.&#160; Anyway, heres a youtube video of Celine telling us how she likes to share positive creative energy by touching thumbs, and she is totally up for touching <a href="http://www.la-deli.com/2008/celebrities/celine-dion-will-touch-your-thumb/" class="more-link">More &#62;</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Celine Dion is a top secret special agent.</title>
		<link>http://www.la-deli.com/2007/celebrities/celine-dion-is-a-top-secret-special-agent/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Oct 2007 21:33:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Deli Llama</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[CELINE DION is a beautiful goddess up in the sky singing from the clouds as we have all established on numerous occasions where she appears to be a goddess up in the sky singing from the clouds. Anyway, Celine has been busy and for her new record she has a music video now. I wet <a href="http://www.la-deli.com/2007/celebrities/celine-dion-is-a-top-secret-special-agent/" class="more-link">More &#62;</a>]]></description>
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		<title>What to look like this Halloween!</title>
		<link>http://www.la-deli.com/2007/celebrities/celine-dion/what-to-look-like-this-halloween/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Oct 2007 16:53:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dgw</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; OK! I know we&#39;ve made fun of this before on the Deli but with all the Britney drama, we need a good laugh. Seriously, this would look great for trick&#39;or&#39;treating. Fuck those bunny ears.&#160;]]></description>
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		<title>Celine Dion is Taking Kayaks</title>
		<link>http://www.la-deli.com/2007/celebrities/celine-dion-is-taking-kayaks/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Sep 2007 21:48:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Deli Llama</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I couldn&#39;t stay away! Just kidding, Llama is dropping in to check on guest writers and also give you the greatest vacation gift you&#39;ll ever get. The new Celine Dion album artwork. &#160; Ageless. Like a classic novel which never loses its beauty. No, wait, like an angry robot from the future who can never <a href="http://www.la-deli.com/2007/celebrities/celine-dion-is-taking-kayaks/" class="more-link">More &#62;</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Celine Dion says something mildly paedophile-ish.</title>
		<link>http://www.la-deli.com/2007/celebrities/celine-dion-says-something-mildly-paedophile-ish/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Jun 2007 00:46:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Deli Llama</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Celine Dion is the hottest thing to happen to the world ever. I took a kayak, bitch, and I fucking loved it! Celine has a new French album of generic love songs out right now and so she is whoring it and her forthcoming English record to Elle Magazine in a way that only Celine <a href="http://www.la-deli.com/2007/celebrities/celine-dion-says-something-mildly-paedophile-ish/" class="more-link">More &#62;</a>]]></description>
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