Britney Spears
Britney Spears meets Giant Frappucino.
Oct 1st
Britney Spears, above, is pictured when she first spotted a Giant Walking Frappucino. Sources say that the Frap “Didn’t stand a chance”. Brit Brit legged it faster than she has in twelve months towards that frap “like a rabid dog”.Â
On-lookers also reported that the frap was “In great distress” throughout. Spears seemed pleased though, making a rare candid comment to onlooking paparazzo “That was the best frap i ever did done have! Y’all know Brit could use some cheetos and lip balm right about now!”
In reality, this photo was one of many taken when Britney showed up at a school in the Bronx, New York to do a meet and greet with some kids. Her new leaf tastes like Caramel Dulce de Leche.
Britney: Piece of Me vid was Piece of Shit.
Oct 1st
Britney Spears is sane again, and from this sanity she has realized that her video for Piece of Me didnt so much deserve 3 VMAs as it did 3 Razzies and an epic slagging since it is, of course, quite terrible. When Britney did the sane and reasonable thing by dropping in to a radio station to promote her new single, she let slip that she’s also having a world tour, so Paris better stock up on cheetos and frapps. Brit Brit said of Piece of Me
“I think that by far i’ve done videos that are way better, so I was really shocked i got the award, you know?”
We were too Britney, and you can thank your tumulous past of crazy pink wigging for that mess.
Xtina’s reaction to Womanizer
Sep 26th
Britney,
When the fuck will you leave me alone? Bitch, I’ve tried everything. Looking like a tranny, looking like a whore, looking like a trannywhore, nothing seems to work. Like why is it very time I do something spectacular you just swoop in eating those Hash Browns. And you even had the audacity to make it sound like my classic hit Fighter. My earth mother told me you did this to me on purpose, and I bet this song is about me too. I hope Sean Preston shits on your blouse today. Anyway bitch, I hope your shitty song keeps gettin’ better, cuz I’m giving out charity blow jobs.
- Xtina
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Britney films ‘Womanizer’ music video.
Sep 25th
Britney Spears donned a black wig for the filming of her new music video for ‘Womanizer’ looking damn fine. The world would be generally happier if Britney listened to her stylists 24/7. No ones eyes want to see her rats nest ever. I make sure my stylist doesn’t look me in the eye when she’s giving me head. And by stylist i of course mean my favourite prostitute. I pay them to fear me because it makes me feel big.
Image source:Â FadedYouthBlog
The wait is nearly over…
Sep 21st
UPDATE 4: WE RANG 2dayFM and Nova969, IT’S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN. LA-DELI APOLOGISES, WE WILL KEEP RINGING THROUGHOUT THE DAY AND FOLLOWING OTHER AUSTRALIAN RADIO STATIONS. www.2dayFM.com.au, nova969.com.au ARE THE MAIN SYDNEY STATIONS. WE ALSO ADVISE VISITING THE FORUMS OF BREATHETHEHEAVY.COM FOR MINUTE-TO-MINUTE UPDATES.
Hear a snippet of Womanizer
Sep 19th
40 seconds of a low quality clip of Britney’s new single, Womanizer, has just hit.Â
It’s amazing how excited people are getting over something very little. But it’s Britney, so it’s justified.
Britney’s Womanizer delayed
Sep 19th
Britney Spears’ new comeback single, Womanizer, has been pushed back a week for radio adds. According to allaccess.com, Womanizer will officially go for radio adds on October 7, the same day Beyonce, Rihanna and Kanye West have new singles being added to radio.
However, it is expected to be leaked before then, because let’s face it, Britney is the only one we care about.
[Images: INFdaily.com]
Britney Spears’ new album to be called “Circus”
Sep 15th
Circus, because of the media circus around her! See!!! They are SO clever! Shit hold on guys, i rolled my eyes too hard and they fell out.
Breatheheavy.com's Jive Release:~
First Single "Womanizer" Is Slated To Hit Radio On September 22nd.
Jive/Zomba recording artist Britney Spears announces her sixth studio album, Circus, set for release December 2nd. The first single from the album is titled "Womanizer" and was produced by the up-and-coming Atlanta production team The Outsyders. The album release date coincides with Spears' birthday.
For her latest effort, Britney has enlisted a stellar group of established producers/writers that include Dr. Luke (who wrote and produced the album's title track, "Circus"), Danja, Max Martin, Bloodshy & Avant and Guy Sigsworth (Madonna, Alanis Morissette, Bjork)
Ok so im going to say this is probably too soon, but I don't care because I love that Trailer Muffin. I googled this Dr Luke and expected to find an old dude playing banjo outside his trailer without any teeth, but turns out he produced trash like "I Kissed a Girl". Brit Brit will probably have a song called "I Kissed a Cheeto" on the CD. Hot. "I kissed a Cheeto and I liked it, taste of its cheesy thick bits"
Bloodshy and Avant and Danja produced the best songs from her last two albums, and I hear Keri Hilson is involved in this too which has to be good, right? But Max Martin, bitch hasnt worked with Brit Brit for years. Heres for hoping for another Cinderella. Ha! Brit should have enlisted Brian Eno and William Orbit and went for experimental electronic new age. The album could have been called "Troubled Waters" and she could have filmed her first video of her falling into a puddle and then emergeing as a giant swan lady dancing in a room filled with floating cheetos. Delicious fantasies!
Which Performance sucked more? Britney v Rihanna
Sep 8th
Everyone knows Triceratops is trying to be the new Trailer Muffin but that shit is not going to happen. Rihanna fucking slaughtered her Disturbia performance because bitch seemed to be somewhere else! People are already wondering if it was as bad as Trailer Muffin's awful 2007 disaster, but trailer muff had the excuse of being drugged up and mentally insane, Rihanna is just a lazy ass assy Mcgee! She just walked around the house like a disfunctional tranny!
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