Hear Britney’s Womanizer now.
September 26th, 2008
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September 25th, 2008
Britney Spears donned a black wig for the filming of her new music video for ‘Womanizer’ looking damn fine. The world would be generally happier if Britney listened to her stylists 24/7. No ones eyes want to see her rats nest ever. I make sure my stylist doesn’t look me in the eye when she’s giving me head. And by stylist i of course mean my favourite prostitute. I pay them to fear me because it makes me feel big.
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The wait is nearly over…
September 21st, 2008
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Hear a snippet of Womanizer
September 19th, 2008
40 seconds of a low quality clip of Britney’s new single, Womanizer, has just hit.Â
It’s amazing how excited people are getting over something very little. But it’s Britney, so it’s justified.
Britney’s Womanizer delayed
September 19th, 2008
Britney Spears’ new comeback single, Womanizer, has been pushed back a week for radio adds. According to allaccess.com, Womanizer will officially go for radio adds on October 7, the same day Beyonce, Rihanna and Kanye West have new singles being added to radio.
However, it is expected to be leaked before then, because let’s face it, Britney is the only one we care about.
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Britney Spears’ new album to be called “Circus”
September 15th, 2008
Circus, because of the media circus around her! See!!! They are SO clever! Shit hold on guys, i rolled my eyes too hard and they fell out.
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First Single "Womanizer" Is Slated To Hit Radio On September 22nd.
Jive/Zomba recording artist Britney Spears announces her sixth studio album, Circus, set for release December 2nd. The first single from the album is titled "Womanizer" and was produced by the up-and-coming Atlanta production team The Outsyders. The album release date coincides with Spears' birthday.
For her latest effort, Britney has enlisted a stellar group of established producers/writers that include Dr. Luke (who wrote and produced the album's title track, "Circus"), Danja, Max Martin, Bloodshy & Avant and Guy Sigsworth (Madonna, Alanis Morissette, Bjork)
Ok so im going to say this is probably too soon, but I don't care because I love that Trailer Muffin. I googled this Dr Luke and expected to find an old dude playing banjo outside his trailer without any teeth, but turns out he produced trash like "I Kissed a Girl". Brit Brit will probably have a song called "I Kissed a Cheeto" on the CD. Hot. "I kissed a Cheeto and I liked it, taste of its cheesy thick bits"
Bloodshy and Avant and Danja produced the best songs from her last two albums, and I hear Keri Hilson is involved in this too which has to be good, right? But Max Martin, bitch hasnt worked with Brit Brit for years. Heres for hoping for another Cinderella. Ha! Brit should have enlisted Brian Eno and William Orbit and went for experimental electronic new age. The album could have been called "Troubled Waters" and she could have filmed her first video of her falling into a puddle and then emergeing as a giant swan lady dancing in a room filled with floating cheetos. Delicious fantasies!
Which Performance sucked more? Britney v Rihanna
September 8th, 2008
Everyone knows Triceratops is trying to be the new Trailer Muffin but that shit is not going to happen. Rihanna fucking slaughtered her Disturbia performance because bitch seemed to be somewhere else! People are already wondering if it was as bad as Trailer Muffin's awful 2007 disaster, but trailer muff had the excuse of being drugged up and mentally insane, Rihanna is just a lazy ass assy Mcgee! She just walked around the house like a disfunctional tranny!
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Britney opens VMAs without spittle or tumbleweed!
September 7th, 2008
Britney Spears opened the show with a cameo as expected at the 2008 VMAs, and suddenly I feel like we are back in 2001. Spears looked pretty much exactly like the girl we knew years ago with her comedy skit opening which was fucking terribly written and performed, but served as a vehicle for Spears to open live. She then led into Rihanna, who was of course shit and will never be Britney. Spears later won her first VMA for Female Video in 'Piece of Me'.
Brit Brit later won awards for Best Pop Video, and Video of the Year. This makes this the first year for that ho to one any award, and im seriously thinking they have been smoking cracky crack when they snubbed TOXIC for a video of her doing The Unicorn dancemove instead.
I guess she deserves something for making The Unicorn happen, but i suspect its less of an award and more of a swift slap around the jaw.
In other news, the VMAS suck ass when Britney isn't somewhere in the frame, and it looks like all of 13 people can fit in the tiny fucking room they've staged it all in, which feels quarter of the size of last years spectacle. Pink's So What was the only other real highlight.
Is She, Isn’t She? Fuck you MTV.
September 5th, 2008
The gossip world is like a suckling baby and Britney Spears is the teet. Haha, fuck, teet is a funny word. I don't care what you bitches think, im going to take a moment to tickle my nuts to the word teet. TEET! TITTY TEET! TWAT TEETIES! Okay its out of my system now, and I don't know why i made that analogy, but im glad to report that the word teet can safely be used near the name Britney Spears now without people shuddering violently.
Here is a video of Britney looking sizzling whilst rehearsing to a new song apparently called "It's Been a Long Time" which i suppose is correct if you are referring to the duration since Britney Spears was last sane, although no word if it's a new album song, or just a cut track from Blackout, who gives a cat's fart anyway?
MTV are such assholes, they leak this shit to make you watch the VMAs only to find Britney riding in on an elephant or some shit. Everyone will clap ravenously and be like "Oh she is such a brave legend! Look everyone, she's riding an elephant, isn't that clever referential subtlety?! I think so!" and around an MTV table some executives will be giving handjobs to each other for managing to get people to actually watch the VMAs without actually having any interesting performers whatsoever.
Call me back when Britney is taming a bird of prey for a performance. I'd love to see that bird and Brit Brit have a swirling fight to the death over her weave. Brit would win, obviously, she is from the SOUF. She probably cooked rare birds of prey for dinner around the age she was having sex and doing drugs, that'd be around the age of 15 then according to her mother.
Can i just say i was hitting the bottle around a year later than this bitch, so thats no biggy, and most of the sluts i know were knocked up at 15 anyway. I guess thats because i love sluts though.
Britney outdoes Madge at her own concert
August 24th, 2008
It seems the Britney Spears cameo at Madonna's Stick & Sweet Prime Vagina Tour is one of the main highlights. Britney revisits her 2007 days, by being locked inside an elevator where she goes batshit crazy. Madonna is really the background noise you hear.
Catch it now, before Madonna's pubic hairs have the video removed.
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