Britney Spears
Kevin Federline isn’t very intelligent.
Nov 23rd
As part of Kevin Federline’s divorce attack on Britney Spears, he is not only demanding custody of both of their children despite the fact he dumped his last kids with Shar Jackson to be with Spears, but now he is also allegedly claiming Britney is bisexual and wanted threesomes with other women. The boldfont on bisexual is indeed to underpin how important that word is. It is very, very important.
Britney Spears’ jilted hubby Kevin Federline is to claim she is bisexual and begged him for three-in-a-bed romps. Federline, 28, will say the Pop Princess regularly fantasised about women and was desperate to share one with him.
The allegations will be at the centre of a bitter custody battle for their kids Sean Preston, one, and two-month-old Jayden James. A family source close to Federline said he was “prepared to reveal everything in court”.
The insider added: “Britney has told him more than once she is sexually attracted to women and men equally. She has asked Kevin many times if they could have a threesome.”
Source: The Sun
Now we all know that trusting The Sun newspaper is akin to trusting your 95 year old grandma behind the wheel of a speedster, but that said, Kevin Federline probably wasn’t thinking if he decided he’d attack Britney by calling her a bisexual who is willing to fufill one of the most common fantasies of men across the world. Although ‘Kevin Federline’ and ‘cohesive thought’ are not two phrases that are commonly placed anywhere near each other. Like, seriously, not even in the same paragraph.
Britney Spears is a miracle.
Nov 21st
I do not usually question the powers that be, and therefore I feel like I should leave this question well alone, But how, exactly, can one woman look so drastically different in the space of a few days? Her weave straight up looked like it was patched up with the cut hair of a hundred different women, and then at the AMA’s she steps out and her hair actually looks cohesive and she more or less looked like the Britney Spears I fell in love with as youngling.
I am not one to accuse people of witchcraft and insist they be burned at the stake, so instead I will accuse Britney of witchcraft and insist she take off all of her clothes and smother me with her bussom.
WHAT IS GOING ON HERE!?
One step forward and 10 steps back.
Nov 20th
Oh Britney, How many times can I let you back in after banishing you from my bruised heart? How much longer can I keep hoping for better and then only get worse? Why, Britney, WHY?
As many of us who are up to our current affairs on important things will know, Britney Spears has had a kind of re-invention, a step towards the hot Britney we all knew and loved, the one who gyrated all over a giant can of Pepsi and gave Bob Dole an erection like the classy girl she is. However, as this above image shows, trailer trash Britney is not going easily, Britney is having a tough time making the transition from redneck to raunchy. You can’t blame her, those cheetos stay in your system for a while!
But to aide her in her transition, I’ve taken a recent image of Britney and I’ve given some kind pointers.
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