Bai Ling
Pink & Bai Ling are having intercourse
Apr 28th
I love P!nk because she's talented and I love Bai Ling because she's not talented. I can't believe P!nk looks happy, did Hilary Duff's scorpion leech onto something else. Bai Ling looks like hot tranny mess in that photo, and is that a Burger King menu?
Bai Ling arrested for stealing tabloids, batteries.
Feb 14th
Bai Ling can't even do public celebrity arrest normal! Whilst Paris and Lilo know the score and do crack off of hookers then drive their cars into pedestrians, Bai just doesn't have the composure and decides to steal tabloids in which she probably found a collective 4 sentences about her in, and not positive sentences either.
TMZ.COM reports: Law enforcement sources tell us Ling walked into the gift shop around 4:30 PM yesterday — and walked out with the goods; total value around $16. She was placed under citizen's arrest by a shop employee. We're told that a "cooperative but crying" Ling was taken by Airport Police to the station, where she was booked for theft.
A court date has been set for March 5.
Bai should have tried the "Don't you know who I am?" line to which the employee would have replied, "No, Bitch!" and smacked her down with a right hook to the eye. How dare they arrest Bai Bai? Don't they know she is a gift sent to us by aliens from outer space? Bai is going to take advantage of this to try and get herself a page 34 in People.
She still had time to share this amazing insight with us from her blog though
"Delayed the flight, wondring [sic] again in the airport like a ghost, why can't I just be the sun smile? My heart is a little sad now, casted by the melody of life …"
Bai Ling is truly a library of profound thoughts on life. Her heart is a little sad now! It kills me! I love her so much. I want her to be my pet. I'd care for her.
Bai Ling for Best Actress
Sep 26th
Richard Kelly (Donnie Darko) is about to release his second film Southland Tales, starring The Rock, Buffy, Stifler, JT and the adorable Bai Ling. Seriously.
The trailer in its LQ Youtube glory:
WTF?! Bai Ling. Aliens. Porn Stars. Apocalypse. I'm so there.
Bai! Oh my sweet, sweet bai!
Dec 19th
After Bai Ling hired some form of stylist last year, someone who could tell her that lime green PVC mini’s don’t really click with bright red & blue bras layered strategically so that her nipple could still be seen, she disappeared quicker than you can abort a baby just to save it from hearing her sing. Suffice to say i think she’s fired said stylist.
Thumbsucking really does add to the lolita thing shes got going on from that innocent, sexually unaware outfit. This bitch is a carton of crazy and I want her now.
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