Alizee
Artee Alizee! Wiggle Harder!
Mar 20th
Alizee is everyone’s favourite snake-hipped little French truffle. She’s famous for wiggling her hips through ‘Moi Lolita’ and a sequence of other poppy hits. She’s like the French Britney Spears but without foot fungus and minus the animals living in her hair extensions. So after her last comeback flopped (lead by a music video which featured a man with a funny hamburger as his head), Alizee has moved away from pop and wiggling her hips to try and succeed as a legitimate recording artist.
Alizee being legit with a hamburger.
Of course the 14 million people who watched Alizee in a velvet onesie shaking her tatas for every penny she paid for them are probably not going to be interested in an “abstract” video of her hardly moving whilst singing some odd french electronic music song with random images projected onto her, but I suspect the gays who watched the video for her naval-inspired onesie fashion revolution might.
Watch Les Collines after the jump
GO GO ALIZEE GO!
Apr 14th
In a wonderful turn of events involving Wikipedia and also in no small part due to incredible investigative skills gifted to me by the gods I was albe to to discover that snake-hipped ho Alizee from gay Paris is back in business after a long hiatus.
Alizee is filled with what internet people might call "EPIC WIN". Alizee had been toying with my heart for many years by not announcing if she'd be returning to music. Then she just pops up like Fergie in a bath of Crystal Meth!! Expect more about ALIZEE MON CHERI soon.
Alizee always was my favourite pokemon.
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