Because every lunch hour needs a hot mess.
In a wonderful turn of events involving Wikipedia and also in no small part due to incredible investigative skills gifted to me by the gods I was albe to to discover that snake-hipped ho Alizee from gay Paris is back in business after a long hiatus.
Alizee is filled with what internet people might call "EPIC WIN". Alizee had been toying with my heart for many years by not announcing if she'd be returning to music. Then she just pops up like Fergie in a bath of Crystal Meth!! Expect more about ALIZEE MON CHERI soon.
Alizee always was my favourite pokemon.