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	<title>LA Deli &#187; Announcements</title>
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		<title>LA-Deli crosses 1 million. Happy ID4 Day</title>
		<link>http://www.la-deli.com/2010/announcements/la-deli-crosses-1-million-happy-id4-day/</link>
		<comments>http://www.la-deli.com/2010/announcements/la-deli-crosses-1-million-happy-id4-day/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Jul 2010 18:32:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Deli Llama</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[LA Deli, the new and improved incarnation of The Deli, has finally crossed the 1 million visitors mark a few weeks ago. Like Heidi and Spencer, we are the hardest working attention whores in our business, so this is an occasion for us to print a giant &#8220;1 MILLION&#8221; sign and hold it up as <a href="http://www.la-deli.com/2010/announcements/la-deli-crosses-1-million-happy-id4-day/" class="more-link">More &#62;</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Facebook us</title>
		<link>http://www.la-deli.com/2010/announcements/facebook-us/</link>
		<comments>http://www.la-deli.com/2010/announcements/facebook-us/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 01 May 2010 17:29:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Deli Llama</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Facebook]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Not a fan of us on Facebook? Better fix that for your LA Deli servings right in your lovely feed.]]></description>
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		<title>LA Deli Feeds now on Twitter and Facebook.</title>
		<link>http://www.la-deli.com/2010/announcements/la-deli-feeds-now-on-twitter-and-facebook/</link>
		<comments>http://www.la-deli.com/2010/announcements/la-deli-feeds-now-on-twitter-and-facebook/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Mar 2010 02:19:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Deli Llama</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Announcements]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Social Networking]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Been Slow on the mark? Yeah, I know. We have. But we&#8217;ve finally integrated this good and wholesome website with our languishing twitter account and also our facebook page. As well as with our already popular RSS feed, you can now keep up to date with our latest posts in a whole new sexy kind <a href="http://www.la-deli.com/2010/announcements/la-deli-feeds-now-on-twitter-and-facebook/" class="more-link">More &#62;</a>]]></description>
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		<title>How the Bloggy have Fallen!</title>
		<link>http://www.la-deli.com/2010/announcements/how-the-bloggy-have-fallen/</link>
		<comments>http://www.la-deli.com/2010/announcements/how-the-bloggy-have-fallen/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Mar 2010 18:31:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Deli Llama</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Announcements]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Friends]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[When going through our Links for our blogroll section for the first time since we became LA-Deli, I realized that actually, most of those links lead to dead websites, which makes me think, shit son &#8211; how did we last this long. It&#8217;s been over 5 years since LA Deli first hit the web as <a href="http://www.la-deli.com/2010/announcements/how-the-bloggy-have-fallen/" class="more-link">More &#62;</a>]]></description>
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		<title>The (Trial) New Look 2010 Deli</title>
		<link>http://www.la-deli.com/2010/announcements/site-redesign/</link>
		<comments>http://www.la-deli.com/2010/announcements/site-redesign/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Feb 2010 22:51:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Deli Llama</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Announcements]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Don&#8217;t be afraid little one, we are aware that the site is still in a bit of a mess following our latest rebirth, but we can assure you that the swelling will go down and you&#8217;ll be back to basics with this old trick at the same street corner you&#8217;ve always gone  to do for <a href="http://www.la-deli.com/2010/announcements/site-redesign/" class="more-link">More &#62;</a>]]></description>
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		<title>I actually remembered to pay the damn bills.</title>
		<link>http://www.la-deli.com/2010/announcements/i-actually-remembered-to-pay-the-damn-bills/</link>
		<comments>http://www.la-deli.com/2010/announcements/i-actually-remembered-to-pay-the-damn-bills/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Feb 2010 03:00:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Deli Llama</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Announcements]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Nemesis]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m not sure if any of you have put down the Vodka and Vicodin Jellies long enough in the past two years to remember back to a darker time when we were called THE-DELI.ORG. It was a time when traffic flowed freely from bigger sites who embraced us with their warm, slutty bussoms. It was <a href="http://www.la-deli.com/2010/announcements/i-actually-remembered-to-pay-the-damn-bills/" class="more-link">More &#62;</a>]]></description>
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		<title>LA Deli Exclusive wallpapers!</title>
		<link>http://www.la-deli.com/2009/announcements/la-deli-exclusive-wallpapers/</link>
		<comments>http://www.la-deli.com/2009/announcements/la-deli-exclusive-wallpapers/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Aug 2009 18:02:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Deli Llama</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Because we are as talented as we are beautiful, we decided to offer our readers free wallpapers displaying their love for LA-Deli. Spread the joy and follow us on twatter. For the goods, see after the JUMP]]></description>
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		<title>Site Issues</title>
		<link>http://www.la-deli.com/2009/announcements/site-issues/</link>
		<comments>http://www.la-deli.com/2009/announcements/site-issues/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Jul 2009 12:31:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Deli Llama</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Announcements]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[LA-Deli would like to apologize again for access issues. It would appear someone or something at our host&#8217;s server farm keeps fucking shit up. Which is highly annoying. We will work towards getting a resolution and If we cannot, we will move to a different host. Apologies.]]></description>
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		<title>God Bless America!!</title>
		<link>http://www.la-deli.com/2009/announcements/god-bless-america/</link>
		<comments>http://www.la-deli.com/2009/announcements/god-bless-america/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Jul 2009 16:45:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Deli Llama</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Announcements]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[30 Rock]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Holidays]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[For 30 Rock, which Deli Llama is spending his independence day weekend in Britain watching. With fat. Just eating lard, watching 30 Rock, Life is good. Hope you all have a great ID4 Weekend.]]></description>
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		<title>RE: Site Problems</title>
		<link>http://www.la-deli.com/2009/announcements/re-site-problems/</link>
		<comments>http://www.la-deli.com/2009/announcements/re-site-problems/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Jun 2009 20:36:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Deli Llama</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Announcements]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[la deli]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Okay so I&#8217;m sure you guys are aware LA Deli had serious downtime before the return we&#8217;ve been making, and in addition the site tends to be slow and sometimes unavailable. This is a problem we are aware of and are working with our hosts to fix. This should be resolved in the next 48 <a href="http://www.la-deli.com/2009/announcements/re-site-problems/" class="more-link">More &#62;</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Twatter LA Deli</title>
		<link>http://www.la-deli.com/2009/announcements/twatter-la-deli/</link>
		<comments>http://www.la-deli.com/2009/announcements/twatter-la-deli/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Mar 2009 04:38:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Deli Llama</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Announcements]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Twitter]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Follow us on Twatter  http://twitter.com/ladeli]]></description>
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		<title>You Are Beautiful</title>
		<link>http://www.la-deli.com/2009/announcements/you-are-beautiful/</link>
		<comments>http://www.la-deli.com/2009/announcements/you-are-beautiful/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Feb 2009 00:52:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dgw</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Announcements]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.la-deli.com/?p=1807</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[You are beautiful no matter what they say Words can&#8217;t bring you down You are beautiful in every single way Yes, words can&#8217;t bring you down Don&#8217;t you bring me down today&#8230; HAPPY VALENTINES DAY TO ALL OUR READERS]]></description>
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		<title>Dusting off the old horse.</title>
		<link>http://www.la-deli.com/2008/announcements/dusting-off-the-old-horse/</link>
		<comments>http://www.la-deli.com/2008/announcements/dusting-off-the-old-horse/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Dec 2008 04:35:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Deli Llama</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Announcements]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.la-deli.com/?p=1356</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[    Incase you haven&#8217;t already seen, the website is undergoing a bit of an overhaul for 09. This is all very serious business and it will be undertaken with a mixture of cocktails in hand. Not Mojitos though, the only time i can deal with mojitos is when im at the stage of drinking <a href="http://www.la-deli.com/2008/announcements/dusting-off-the-old-horse/" class="more-link">More &#62;</a>]]></description>
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		<title>LA Deli column at worldofkj.com</title>
		<link>http://www.la-deli.com/2008/announcements/la-deli-column-at-worldofkjcom/</link>
		<comments>http://www.la-deli.com/2008/announcements/la-deli-column-at-worldofkjcom/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Jun 2008 14:44:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Deli Llama</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Announcements]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gossip]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Hi sluts, hoes and horses looking for Sarah Jessica-Parker gossip! Just a post to inform you all of this sexy development. We are now writing a weekly column for worldofkj.com. Worldofkj is a prominent movie site which has news and box office shit all up in that house.&#160; They also have craploads of giveaway competitions <a href="http://www.la-deli.com/2008/announcements/la-deli-column-at-worldofkjcom/" class="more-link">More &#62;</a>]]></description>
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		<title>The Wackness Ad.</title>
		<link>http://www.la-deli.com/2008/announcements/ads/the-wackness-ad/</link>
		<comments>http://www.la-deli.com/2008/announcements/ads/the-wackness-ad/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 May 2008 14:37:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Deli Llama</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Ads]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mariah Carey]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Sony Classics have a new movie coming out this summer titled The Wackness. No it&#39;s not a Diary of Mariah Carey movie, that shit would be called &#34;A Unicorn, An Ice Cream Cart, and a chola lickout from Da Brat!&#34;. Anyway, this movie stars Famke Janssen whom i&#39;d gently make love to by a fire. <a href="http://www.la-deli.com/2008/announcements/ads/the-wackness-ad/" class="more-link">More &#62;</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Facebook hotness!</title>
		<link>http://www.la-deli.com/2008/announcements/facebook-hotness/</link>
		<comments>http://www.la-deli.com/2008/announcements/facebook-hotness/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 May 2008 10:39:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Deli Llama</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Celebrities]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Love LA Deli? Well join our facebook fan group and see some of the hottest deli moments in pictures. Now you can bitch about celebrities to other people too! Serious like! This hotness can be found here http://www.facebook.com/pages/LA-Deli/13255556027 Don&#39;t miss it sluts.]]></description>
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		<title>LA Deli, Now for your IPHONE and IPOD TOUCH.</title>
		<link>http://www.la-deli.com/2008/announcements/la-deli-now-for-your-iphone-and-ipod-touch/</link>
		<comments>http://www.la-deli.com/2008/announcements/la-deli-now-for-your-iphone-and-ipod-touch/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Feb 2008 21:58:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Deli Llama</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[la deli]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Everyone knows that mobile users can catch the basic gist of whats going on by visiting our mobile rss&#160;feed. But LA Deli has taken it one step further and decided to cater for our IPHONE and IPOD TOUCH users who don&#39;t want big nasty huge photos all up in their BIZNESS. Y&#39;all should automatically get <a href="http://www.la-deli.com/2008/announcements/la-deli-now-for-your-iphone-and-ipod-touch/" class="more-link">More &#62;</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Welcome to LA Deli.</title>
		<link>http://www.la-deli.com/2008/announcements/welcome-to-la-deli/</link>
		<comments>http://www.la-deli.com/2008/announcements/welcome-to-la-deli/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Feb 2008 04:35:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Deli Llama</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[LA. It&#39;s the city of dreams. It&#39;s actually the city of cracked up skinny plastic creatures, but i&#39;ll be damned if the city of dreams doesn&#39;t sound better. La is also a feminine way of saying &#34;the&#34; in French. So yes, The Deli has been upgraded to a posh french reference to the city we <a href="http://www.la-deli.com/2008/announcements/welcome-to-la-deli/" class="more-link">More &#62;</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Have a Very Deli Christmas!</title>
		<link>http://www.la-deli.com/2007/announcements/have-a-very-deli-christmas/</link>
		<comments>http://www.la-deli.com/2007/announcements/have-a-very-deli-christmas/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Dec 2007 03:53:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Deli Llama</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[la deli]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; BAI BAI say YOU HAVE GOOD CHRISTMAS and dont do the crab dance because it bring about papocalypse! Papocalypse is not good. Bai see into the future and she see a HAPPY NEW YEAR for you too. As long as there is no Lindsay Lohan. Lindsay Lohan is the devil and must be hated <a href="http://www.la-deli.com/2007/announcements/have-a-very-deli-christmas/" class="more-link">More &#62;</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Single and Fabulous(!) Committing</title>
		<link>http://www.la-deli.com/2007/announcements/single-and-fabulous-committing/</link>
		<comments>http://www.la-deli.com/2007/announcements/single-and-fabulous-committing/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Sep 2007 14:58:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ChayaeVita</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Jennifer Hudson]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Kim Cattrall]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sarah Jessica Parker]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[It&#39;s Here! The day has finally come for Sex and the City to start filming. I&#39;m sure I&#39;m not the only one who shed a tear when Carrie and Big finally admitted defeat. It was like the 6 year long fling, that I tried to pretend was just that, had broken up with me and <a href="http://www.la-deli.com/2007/announcements/single-and-fabulous-committing/" class="more-link">More &#62;</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Halle is Quitting Film?</title>
		<link>http://www.la-deli.com/2007/announcements/halle-is-quitting-film/</link>
		<comments>http://www.la-deli.com/2007/announcements/halle-is-quitting-film/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 17:40:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ChayaeVita</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Halle Berry]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yes the elusive Chayae speaks, but under the alias(check out my Jennifer Garner plug) of Chayae Vita. And what does this Chayae Vita speak of? Well herself in the third person and Halle Berry with her new desire to set her movie plans upon a shelf perhaps for a later date, but perhaps *gasp* permanently. <a href="http://www.la-deli.com/2007/announcements/halle-is-quitting-film/" class="more-link">More &#62;</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Deli Llama on vacation.</title>
		<link>http://www.la-deli.com/2007/announcements/deli-llama-on-vacation/</link>
		<comments>http://www.la-deli.com/2007/announcements/deli-llama-on-vacation/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Aug 2007 22:53:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Deli Llama</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I am off on vacay now. I will try and update at least a couple of times from my tropical relief, but if I do not, assume I&#39;ve scored with a very hot person and am having tantric sex. That will always be better than the truth. ALWAYS.&#160; Handing over to Getluv and Chayae now. <a href="http://www.la-deli.com/2007/announcements/deli-llama-on-vacation/" class="more-link">More &#62;</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Two new writers.</title>
		<link>http://www.la-deli.com/2007/announcements/two-new-writers/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 25 Aug 2007 20:15:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Deli Llama</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Deli would like to welcome Getluv and Chayae. These two sexy hos will be running the site from the 31st of this month until the end of September, as Llama is going on a much needed break and probably wont be able to update. However, Chayae and Getluv will be updating the site with <a href="http://www.la-deli.com/2007/announcements/two-new-writers/" class="more-link">More &#62;</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Updates Resume Tomorrow.</title>
		<link>http://www.la-deli.com/2007/announcements/updates-resume-tomorrow/</link>
		<comments>http://www.la-deli.com/2007/announcements/updates-resume-tomorrow/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Aug 2007 01:16:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Deli Llama</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Vanessa Carlton]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Youtube]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sorry for the little hiatus. Things get on top of me from time to time hos! Tomorrow I&#39;ll begin regular updates again. Heres a track from Vanessa Carlton&#39;s upcoming record called Fools Like Me to keep you occupied. Seriously, I am going to whore this record until you all buy it. Skip to about 0:50 <a href="http://www.la-deli.com/2007/announcements/updates-resume-tomorrow/" class="more-link">More &#62;</a>]]></description>
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		<title>The Deli is sponsored by&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.la-deli.com/2007/linkage/the-deli-is-sponsored-by/</link>
		<comments>http://www.la-deli.com/2007/linkage/the-deli-is-sponsored-by/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Jul 2007 00:01:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Deli Llama</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We like to whore out a good show as much as the next llama, and our latest sponsor has actually brought an awesome super great looking show to my attention. I love Glenn Close. She is on the Meryl Streep level of coolness, and so this new legal drama about feirce empowered women is must <a href="http://www.la-deli.com/2007/linkage/the-deli-is-sponsored-by/" class="more-link">More &#62;</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Serious site problems.</title>
		<link>http://www.la-deli.com/2007/announcements/serious-site-problems/</link>
		<comments>http://www.la-deli.com/2007/announcements/serious-site-problems/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Jul 2007 21:41:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Deli Llama</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Incase you didn&#39;t notice, our server kind of sucks right now. It&#39;s been like this for a while actually, infrequent outtages are becoming more and more frequent and the sites slowed to a crawl. I&#39;m working on it with my webhost, Sorry kids i&#39;m sure the site will be back to best asap.&#160;]]></description>
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		<title>Deli: Summer Edition</title>
		<link>http://www.la-deli.com/2007/announcements/deli-summer-edition/</link>
		<comments>http://www.la-deli.com/2007/announcements/deli-summer-edition/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 May 2007 13:42:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Deli Llama</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Lindsay Lohan]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[In the next few weeks The Deli will receive a sort of mini-overhaul. I&#8217;ll be upgrading features on the site, slightly changing the way it looks and importantly, daily updates will resume. I know the lack of updates has been a sticking point for some more regular visitors, and for that I apologise. But I <a href="http://www.la-deli.com/2007/announcements/deli-summer-edition/" class="more-link">More &#62;</a>]]></description>
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		<title>The Deli Honour Roll 2006</title>
		<link>http://www.la-deli.com/2007/announcements/the-deli-honour-roll-2006/</link>
		<comments>http://www.la-deli.com/2007/announcements/the-deli-honour-roll-2006/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Jan 2007 18:04:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Deli Llama</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Star Chart]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Britney Spears]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Fergie]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Hilary Duff]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jennifer Garner]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Lindsay Lohan]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Last Year, Mariah Carey was crowned top deli ho for general dedication to crazyness and her great consistency at looking like a huge sausage, but has it changed this year? With Mariah no longer out promoting her beautiful musical creations and with Bai Ling having fallen into a ditch for much of the year, the <a href="http://www.la-deli.com/2007/announcements/the-deli-honour-roll-2006/" class="more-link">More &#62;</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Happy New Year 2007!</title>
		<link>http://www.la-deli.com/2006/announcements/happy-new-year-2007/</link>
		<comments>http://www.la-deli.com/2006/announcements/happy-new-year-2007/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 31 Dec 2006 15:42:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Deli Llama</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[First of all, I&#8217;d just like to say Happy New Year sluts! I hope you all had a fruitful and scandal laden 2006, and I&#8217;m sure that, being the kind of people who read sites like this, you can only expect more sex and admiration in 2007. Secondly, I&#8217;d like to say we&#8217;ve finally passed <a href="http://www.la-deli.com/2006/announcements/happy-new-year-2007/" class="more-link">More &#62;</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Happy Holidays!</title>
		<link>http://www.la-deli.com/2006/announcements/happy-holidays/</link>
		<comments>http://www.la-deli.com/2006/announcements/happy-holidays/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Dec 2006 20:02:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Deli Llama</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[One day late because I was getting drunk and squeezing the boobs of second aunts who are probably first aunts who are now pregnant with very deformed babies, but whatever. I hope you lovely readers of mine all had a fantastic Christmas and I trust you&#8217;ll all be too drunk to visit the site over <a href="http://www.la-deli.com/2006/announcements/happy-holidays/" class="more-link">More &#62;</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Welcome to your new home.</title>
		<link>http://www.la-deli.com/2006/announcements/the-new-site/</link>
		<comments>http://www.la-deli.com/2006/announcements/the-new-site/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Nov 2006 18:39:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Deli Llama</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Goodbye can be the hardest thing to say, but I practically kicked the old deli to the curb and told itâ€™s ass that I was keeping the jewel encrusted blackberry! So you can still visit all your favourites from the Deliâ€™s glamorous past, but donâ€™t expect me to be updating that fugular skank. Now updates <a href="http://www.la-deli.com/2006/announcements/the-new-site/" class="more-link">More &#62;</a>]]></description>
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