Sony Classics have a new movie coming out this summer titled The Wackness. No it's not a Diary of Mariah Carey movie, that shit would be called "A Unicorn, An Ice Cream Cart, and a chola lickout from Da Brat!". Anyway, this movie stars Famke Janssen whom i'd gently make love to by a fire.

It also stars Ben Kingsley, Josh Peck, Olivia Thrilby and Mary-Kate Olsen, who i'd poke with a stick already on fire. Just kidding. I need to see this movie now just to see MK Olsen selling dope. I don't know if that's what her character calls for, but im 100% sure it will have made the cut in the movie anyway. Method acting!

We like to whore out a good show as much as the next llama, and our latest sponsor has actually brought an awesome super great looking show to my attention. I love Glenn Close. She is on the Meryl Streep level of coolness, and so this new legal drama about feirce empowered women is must watch shit! It's on FX Tuesdays at 10 and starts next week! Click this hot pic of Glenny Glen to go to the site for this hotness.

I love my women in suits. Fetish!