Announcements
LA-Deli crosses 1 million. Happy ID4 Day
Jul 4th
LA Deli, the new and improved incarnation of The Deli, has finally crossed the 1 million visitors mark a few weeks ago.
Like Heidi and Spencer, we are the hardest working attention whores in our business, so this is an occasion for us to print a giant “1 MILLION” sign and hold it up as we walk around the streets dressed like a unicorn with a little buttflap cut out.
Thanks to everyone for supporting the site; hopefully we’ll continue to serve up mediocre content on sub-par updating patterns in the future.
To toast us on our milestone, here is an old Deli classic jumping out of her crazy box to serenade us.
Facebook us
May 1st
Not a fan of us on Facebook? Better fix that for your LA Deli servings right in your lovely feed.
LA Deli Feeds now on Twitter and Facebook.
Mar 24th
Been Slow on the mark?
Yeah, I know. We have. But we’ve finally integrated this good and wholesome website with our languishing twitter account and also our facebook page.
As well as with our already popular RSS feed, you can now keep up to date with our latest posts in a whole new sexy kind of way. Thank you social networking!
Except for you Myspace. You are tardy for the party.
How the Bloggy have Fallen!
Mar 24th
When going through our Links for our blogroll section for the first time since we became LA-Deli, I realized that actually, most of those links lead to dead websites, which makes me think, shit son – how did we last this long. It’s been over 5 years since LA Deli first hit the web as The Deli. Even some of the wittiest, funniest blogs have gone down the pan harder than Perez Hilton goes down on a coke fix.
Suffice to say, there are a few still standing, and not only have I whittled down our links to the creme de la creme, but i’ve also decided to remind you fair readers of some of the very best.
Told in a series of animated gifs, youtube videos, and interviews with ANTM rejects, Rich and his hilarious takes on all things fashun, famous and feline and our personal favourite SALEEN DEON make this one a perennial top visit for any self respecting blog lover. Is that a thing? It’s a sad thing.
It’s been a while since I’ve stopped by Fug Yourself, but thats because I don’t give a rats twat about fashion. That said, I do give a dingo’s baby about women bitching about other peoples bad fashion sense, and so gofugyourself works for me! It really is very sharply written and is an example of a blog that spends genuine time and thought on it’s articles. Basically the anti-thesis of LA Deli then.
Run by another Michael who isn’t the dlisted Michael K, (Michael is a popular celebrity blogger name it seems) Popbytes has a softer approach to content, instead of catty blogging the site is filled with a loot of media-related content with celeb skewings. You wont she Michael K of Popbytes calling Kirsty Alley a whale. But you will see me doing so. CLEAR THE BEACH, KIRSTY ALLEY IS ON HER WAY!
You gotta love the fantastic and actually pretty sexy Michael K as well. I’d tap that.
Dlisted used to be a closer friend but now we get a icy stare when we pass it in the hall. One of the most popular gossip blogs on the internet, Michael K’s fucking side-splitting articles put us to shame, despite la-deli always having been in a similar vein of gossip blog.
The similarities are in that we both imagine celebrities to be carictures of who they are and have fun with that in the trashiest sense. Who could forget Michael K for introducing Chicken Cutlets into the world?
The (Trial) New Look 2010 Deli
Feb 9th
Don’t be afraid little one, we are aware that the site is still in a bit of a mess following our latest rebirth, but we can assure you that the swelling will go down and you’ll be back to basics with this old trick at the same street corner you’ve always gone to do for freaky things with urine and kittens.
Yes we had some serious downtime this weekend, sorry about that, our hosts were playing hard to get, and by that I mean they weren’t fucking answering my emails.
Anywho, i know there are some areas of the site that look like a bad episode of How Clean is your House before the Aggie shows people how their house breeds nearly as many diseases as Paris Hilton after a night at Pure, but we will get there! And if we don’t then we might switch onto a different style that suits our skankylicious but elegant nature better.
Hate the new look altogether? Let us know too.
I actually remembered to pay the damn bills.
Feb 4th
I’m not sure if any of you have put down the Vodka and Vicodin Jellies long enough in the past two years to remember back to a darker time when we were called THE-DELI.ORG. It was a time when traffic flowed freely from bigger sites who embraced us with their warm, slutty bussoms.
It was a time when the celebrity blog genre was a lesser evil, rather than becoming that tingly and smarting rash that joined the party in your pants.
Anyway that time was TWO longggggg YEARS ago now, and I remember because I forgot to PAY THA DAMN BILLS back then, losing The-Deli.org to some dastardly villain called ARMONDO WOODS. That is a name that can only ever be shouted as if you are falling down a giant pit. ARMONDOOOOOOOOO!
If this were a Telenova Armondo would be the retarded girl in a wheelchair who is secretly evil, not retarded or disabled, and plotting to overthrow everyone. I would be the one with big hair and a great bitchface.
In all fairness, ARMONDOOOOOO! is updating that joke trick used prostitute cumstain site more than I am updating this luscious and gracious home for your ehabits. You sluts know the score -new job, new place, new tricks to pull on strangers, new street corners to vomit on – it can be time consuming!
But fear not, as we’ve just renewed the site for another season (And Conan wasn’t invited back either) you can expect the next updates a little sooner.
And like Moomi at a country steak buffet, we never forgive, and never forget ARMANDOOOOOO!
Site Issues
Jul 6th
LA-Deli would like to apologize again for access issues.
It would appear someone or something at our host’s server farm keeps fucking shit up. Which is highly annoying. We will work towards getting a resolution and If we cannot, we will move to a different host.
Apologies.
God Bless America!!
Jul 4th
For 30 Rock, which Deli Llama is spending his independence day weekend in Britain watching. With fat. Just eating lard, watching 30 Rock, Life is good. Hope you all have a great ID4 Weekend.
RE: Site Problems
Jun 29th
Okay so I’m sure you guys are aware LA Deli had serious downtime before the return we’ve been making, and in addition the site tends to be slow and sometimes unavailable. This is a problem we are aware of and are working with our hosts to fix. This should be resolved in the next 48 hours. If you guys are having any problems then please contact us and let us know.
Thanks again for reading!
Don’t forget to log on July 13th for a special 4th Birthday edition of the site. Which will LOOK exactly like every other day, but this time, i’ll ber watching the hits.
Score, team-make-us-some-money!
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