What the hell is a Justin Bieber?
I don’t know what the hell one of these Bieber things are, (Is it a tiny lesbian from space?) but what i do know is that security at these Haiti fundraisers better step their game up a few leagues, because whatever the hell it is, it found its way next to Bahbwah Striesand and Saleen Deeeon (who floated down from a kayak in the clouds) at a recent charity recording.
Justin Bieber and some other people.
Maybe the shape of Bahbwah’s nose reminded it of it’s homeplanet. Maybe it felt the ethereal presence of Saleen Deeon and knew it was close to a better place, or maybe it was sent on a mission by Moomi to kill That Bitch Toni Braxton.
I think we all know what the most likely scenario is.
If you would like to confuse your mind further and slightly sap your soul into a pit of nothingness, then here is Justin Bieber making some of it’s noises whilst hanging out at Ushers house. Usher is totally fine with pre-teen girls running around his house having some sort of pool party clearly more suited to crack addicted 23 year olds. Watch those paper cups now, things could get wild!
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