Christ knows who thought that a good vacation destination for the Sex and the City girls would be Abu Fucking Dhabi. I guess Paris, Rome, Geneva, London, Oslo, Tokyo, Rio, etc etc etc were all to expensive or convenient for them?  Don’t they know that audiences have developed an allergy to desert movies? Whatever. The story here is another poster is now out for this pony and shrivelled minge festival featuring Grand National winner Sarah Jessica Parker.

I guess we can all say it’s an improvement in that she doesn’t look quite as much like The Terminator in this one. But her eyes and face are smoother than a baby’s arse which we all know is quite a bit different from reality. Glad to see that she’s wearing practical desert footwear also. That sand looks firm.