Madonna should definitely screw an airbrush artist
Madonna better get writing another prenup because hell knows she needs to marry a copy of Photoshop.
Above is a picture of Madonna before and after retouching for her Louis Vuitton adverts. Madonna must be super friendly to airbrush artists, since leaks of her without a 44 hour digital overhaul are becoming as common as the sight of Mariah Carey hovering around catering tables and Krispy Kreme carts worldwide.
Here’s Madonna looking like she’s desperately starved of fresh Thetans before airbrushing at a recent magazine shoot
Sucking in wont stop you looking like you’ve just clawed your ass out of a beat down with death ho! However a talented graphic artist and about 189 cans of red bull certainly do.
How unfair of me to judge women for their ageing looks, what a cruel unjust society we live in, right?
Then you remember, it’s that bitch Madonna.
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