Lindsay Lohan is drunk. I am super surprised!
Well, you know what they say, wherever theres a square foot of ground then Lindsay Lohan’s ass is bound to kiss it at some point in time. Lindsay might as well change her name to Lindsay Lohan Drunk since that is roughly what all google searches for her name lead to. Lindsay was out partying in Hollywood and on the way home fell on a cactus. It’s too bad that the cactus looks quite pleasant, because god knows this bitch needs a prickly jab in the arse to sort her out.
Lindsay really is doing super well with that whole sobriety thing. I am so proud of her.
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