Ke$ha and Gaga can give up and go home now.
Ke$ha might as well hand her bottle of Jack back to whatever poor guy she stole it from in a bar (you know she’s one of those grosky bitches who thinks she don’t have to buy no booze herself) as the cruel cycle of the recording industry has declared a new star to be far more intriguing and exciting than Ke$ha and her “rolled in feces” antics. Cue KATIETHESINGER123. Remember that name, because you wont forget her beautiful voice.
That breathless delivery is only rivaled by her full head of hair! Blinding.
Meanwhile, Gaga better hang up her itchy weave, put down the police tape and cigarette glasses and relax on the couch for a while, because MasterGaga is here to blind the world with his intricately choreographed dancing skills and tiny arms.
We all knew the gays would jump on the Telephone video like they would jump on a gloryhole in soho, but unfortunately the high production values don’t lend it to gay adaptation. However gays can be very creative in their pursuit of emulating famous women, so watch this space.
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about 4 months ago
Aha, I am the lad in the Master Gaga vid
aha
short arms? lmaooo
oh well – the rich and famous always get the wrong things said about them so i’m just going to see it like that!