Craig David’s face – WAT?
I don’t want to be an asshole, but since it’s genetically imprinted in me to be so, I will just go right on ahead and say what everyone is thinking – Just what in the fuck is happening to Craig David’s face?
He’s allegedly 28 years old. ALLEGEDLY!
Things I can believe more than this:
Paris Hilton is a virgin
Brooke Hogan is on the path to a successful pop career
Heidi Montag has a high IQ
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I think it is because he lost weight while he got more fit. but i totally get you, i live in the USA and he hasn’t had as much success here after “walking away” so when i youtubed him like years after that i was really shocked to see how much he has changed
then i was even more shocked when i found out that he was still under 30! OMG
alot has changed about him, (i am a big fan… don’t get me wrong but..) honestly i prefer him before his transformation. Not only his looks, but also his music, so much has changed about him. I MISS THE GOOD OLD CRAIG DAVID DAYS
somewhere between 2000-2004
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i m happy to see the craig david’s new face.now hi’s a boy
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he is my star favorit and i didn’t like to see him like a girl.no hi is a boy.i love you craig.now you’re a really man like me.