Biggest Bint Ever: Madonna.
THIS JUST IN: Madonna is still a fucking bint. In her latest bitch move she took a break from injecting steroids and human souls into her veins to instead move 200 Malawians out of their houses by paying them all around $600 because their village was kind of a problem for her since it is located on the site she wants to build her school for girls at. Local chiefs told everyone to “accept reality” and get their asses out.
Like 200 Malawians are totally fine having to completely restart their lives so Madonna can experience that little warm feeling only rich white people can get from “saving the poor Africans”.
Somewhere, Angelina Jolie is laughing heartily as she turns to Brad to say “Haha, Oh Brad, saving the world, she’s doing it WRONG!”
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