heidibirthday

I’m not sure if any of you have put down the Vodka and Vicodin Jellies long enough in the past two years to remember back to a darker time when we were called THE-DELI.ORG. It was a time when traffic flowed freely from bigger sites who embraced us with their warm, slutty bussoms.

It was a time when the celebrity blog genre was a lesser evil, rather than becoming that tingly and smarting rash that joined the party in your pants.

Anyway that time was TWO longggggg YEARS ago now, and I remember because I forgot to PAY THA DAMN BILLS back then, losing  The-Deli.org to some dastardly villain called ARMONDO WOODS.  That is a name that can only ever be shouted as if you are falling down a giant pit. ARMONDOOOOOOOOO!

armondo

If this were a Telenova  Armondo would be the retarded girl in a wheelchair who is secretly evil, not retarded or disabled, and plotting to overthrow everyone. I would be the one with big hair and a great bitchface.

In all fairness, ARMONDOOOOOO! is updating that joke trick used prostitute cumstain site more than I am updating this luscious and gracious home for your ehabits. You sluts know the score -new job, new place, new tricks to pull on strangers,  new street corners to vomit on – it can be time consuming!

But fear not, as we’ve just renewed the site for another season (And Conan wasn’t invited back either) you can expect the next updates a little sooner.

And like Moomi at a country steak buffet, we never forgive, and never forget ARMANDOOOOOO!