Ah BBC3, once a promising new network for youth comedy, now what i like to call a “hot fucking tranny disaster zone”. In line with giving the world high quality entertainment, BBC shoved a camera in the hands of some failed film graduates or something, who came up with  ’Britney Spears Saved my Life’ a painful hour long process which was an exercise in not only torture, but also delicious awfulness. This was all provided by some crazy fans, but credit should also be given to the complete bumbling idiots behind the camera;  intent on transforming fans into a freakshow for public heckling… which we have kindly edited together for readers of the site into a succinct five minute summary! We are good to you guys.

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To say the show was inept would be a gross understatement.  The cheap title sequence clearly designed in Paint gave way to an hour of journalistic questions like “Wait, this was in Tehran, so like, why weren’t you like stoned to death? LOL” and “Im thinking you are gay?”.  There were several awkward interludes with fans sitting infront of a sheer metallic curtain listening to Britney songs whilst being forced to stare into the camera as it slowly zooms in. One of the most amazing/disturbing moments in television comes from a young boy in glasses staring into the camera during My Prerogative.

In all the programme was an absolute disaster in every sense of the word, and that is exactly why we should never let BBC3 live it down. Remember, British public, this is what you pay £130 a year for! Hurrah!