Beyonce’s hottest role ever!
Beyonce looking Fabulous
Of course the above isn’t Beyonce, it’s Tyler Perry in his new sure to be disaster MADEA GOES TO JAIL. Beyonce wishes she was that fabulous. Beyonce should really look into the wig as worn above, because her raggedy ass wig glue might as well go to good use. She’s only a few steps from tranny as is.
Anyway, Beyonce Perry is here to tell you about a new feature for LA Deli in 09
Yes that’s right, you spoke and we largely ignored you for quite a long time, but we’ve finally caved to your demanding asses and decided to bring a regular movie feature in which we look at all that’s wrong with the film industry each and every week, because everyone in Hollywood is too busy smoking crack from the marginal profits of the industry to look this way!
To demonstrate the potential of this new feature we welcome Renee Zellweger and her Sour Lemon face.
ZE LEMONS ARE IN ZE MOUTH!
You know I try to hate her but i can’t. I can’t! My mind loves her and her little sucky sucky face. But it is definitely something that is wrong with the film industry. This is from her new movie called “New In Town” in which Renee basically rips off what Reese Witherspoon already did. I’m not kidding, the concept is almost word identical to “Sweet Home Alabama” except it’s in Minnesota instead. The true joke is on me because I am compelled to see this hot mess and pretend i’m good friends with Renee in it. Not lovers though, i don’t sleep with people who look like unfortunate victims of Samara Morgan.
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