Will Smith is the nicest guy ever, right? Totally super super nice. Box office gold nice. Tom Hanks nice.  Tranny Diva Bitch Nice!

Janet Hubert

Wait, What? Yeah that’s right, Will Smith is totally a diva slut who’s hustle put the rest of the cast out, or so alleges former Fresh Prince co-star Janet Hubert who played the fierce Aunt Viv. I love it when stars know they are so past it that basically they can say whatever they want about former co-stars and it wont do shit to their careers.

On Will Smith sabotaging his co-stars: “Smith had people around him who made sure no one outshone him. I was happy to see Don Cheadle become the quality actor that he is, and often wondered how he made it past one episode, as Hilary’s boyfriend, being such a fierce actor. No one could be on The Tonight Show, that first season, except Will. And I mean no one.”

On a guest star being too impressive an an early rehearsal: “I recall the lovely and incredibly talented Countess Vaughn coming to guest star. Oh my God! The day of table read, she was pee-in-your-pants funny. The writers were howling, we were howling, so I knew she was history – banished into the cornfield. Many years later, after she had her own show, I had to tell her when she asked me why. ‘Miss Janet why did I get cut from the episode,’ she asked? Simply, my darling, you were too good.”

Clearly this shit works because Will Smith is on about $20 million a movie  and twelve blowjobs per scene from a studio leased rent boy. I need to get my ass some people to make sure no-one outshines me. When i walk into the room they will shout PAY ATTENTION and if there are any more attractive people than me in the room they will escort them out of the room. This is, of course, highly unlikely anyway – but it’s a precaution i must take if i am to be on $20 million a movie.