jennifer garner

Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck have welcomed a second angel baby girl into the world to fight evil and make me sick on cuteness overload.  They already have one hot chiquitita in Violet Affleck who’s main activity is being really ridiculously cute and also going to the farmers market a lot. Jennifer Garner of course is the one who carried the child, and respect should be paid, because Jennifer Garner is exceptionally awesome. 

If Jennifer Garner wrote down her hobbies it would probably be  this

  • Watching Martha Stewart
  • Walking my Dog.
  • Baking.
  • Taking my daughter to the farmers market.
  • Basking in the light of that little thing that always floats above my head, i don’t know what it is, but it’s cool.  

Jennifer Garner will save the world from Saint Angelina’s grubby little dick sucking lips and TomKat’s publicity whoring platform trainers. All Hail the Garner Afflecks for being so awesome.

News Source: People Magazine