The Croaky Frog Returns!

Everyone knows that Trailer Muffin hasn’t sung a damn live note in her entire Circus tour, the croaky frog living inside her cheeto-lined throat wont get out of bed for any less than $75 a day. I guess Britney had saved up from the extra money she’s saving from McDonalds and paid the croaky frog to do his thing, since she sung Alanis Morisette’s You Oughta Know 100% in Greensboro last night. Lil Croakers also managed a LINE of her own song Everytime. Britney fans were moist across the land and the croaky frog is totally spent how. He’s chilling on her tonsils with a pipe right now. A job well done? You decide (but be nice ; the croaky frog is sensitive)

Britney Spears, Circus, world tour

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