The Bravest Soldier in LA
All in the name of a few thousand dollars, one brave man had a family to feed, and he decided to try and get a Paris Hilton upskirt.
I know, I know. It’s ridiculous isn’t it? How could someone be so stupid, with such reckless disregard for their own safety; sure to become victim to a certain grisly and painful demise. What he does not know is what he has captured is like that movie The Ring. Paris’ Ring will keep killing. it wont stop. That camera will spread it like the fungal infection it is.
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