Since living in the shadow of Beyonces weave, Cassandra, is difficult, a girl has to find a time and place to shine – and what better time and place to shine than the most shiny, glittery time of all – gay pride! And what better way to shine than to dress up like a giant rainbow? And what better way to make people remember your shine than to show off your puffy vagina and the rough area of the pubic hair that surrounds it?

Wait..what? Solange is asking for a double dosing of scissor-me-timbers from Rosie O at this shit. Flaunting vagina infront of gay men is dangerous enough, creating a mass hysteria of flailing and tears since to gay men the vagina is of course on the same plateau as Satan. But shimmying your snatch in shiny material infront of a pack of horny lesbians? That’s practically like offering to fix their broken drain with your toolbelt after you’ve hit the barbers.